I need Feminism because my only other choices are to marry a traditional woman, raise a family and be a wage slave for the rest of my life or die miserable and alone. I will not be a disposable utility.
Instead I can marry a sex-positive co-equal partner where household chores are clearly delineated so she doesn’t feel like my domestic slave. Bonus points if she has a butch haircut and doesn’t shave her legs. I might let her use her strap-on if she promises to be gentle.
Truly, the face of a man beaten down completely and stripped of his masculinity. Or rather, the look of mangina who has given up completely and surrendered.
that why i need feminism site is hilarious. thanks for the post. The girls are the usual fare, ugly feminists who are concerned about rape and catcalls despite the fact that they are at risk for neither. one girl even admits that she needs feminism to boost her ego.
the boys are a little sad though. while not all of them seem like losers at first glance it can be seen in their eyes. I can only imagine the self loathing it would take to write something like “i need feminism because history is written by burgois, white, male, cisgender people….like me!” it also makes it pretty evident he has never cracked open a history book.
Yeah, who needs traditional women who’ll treat marriage as a commitment and have the morals and foresight to live up to that? Gimme a sex-positive feminazi who’ll get her jollies out of the marriage “relationship” until she gets bored, gets pregnant by a biker with a PhD who treats her like a slave then divorces me, takes my house and half my income in perpetuity, and makes me pay child support for three kids that aren’t even mine! Yay!
what a handsome fellow, looks like the bear version of a strapping young Hugo Schwyzer…
feminism taught me that abortion is not murder and men are not obligated by the Selective Service, it was women who ere restricted being banished from combat roles-benevolent sexism, y’all…
It seems the only thing Feminism does have to offer men is justification for not being masculine.
Its a pity that women, society and other men still despise those who those who take this option. Unfortunately, this is in our biology. Feminism is not going to fix it.
“so youre sying that only effete dweebs are male feminists?
STOP THE PRESSES”
And this is why the effete “dweebs” are feminist. I think that the effete males know what feminism do to men. But they don’t care, because of attitudes like yours. So in a way, feminism is a form of revenge for effete men. As the saying goes, “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
Ah yes, academia of the 21st century…where a self-defeatist attitude and obedient disposition is a virtue. Desperately trying to eradicate every notion of masculinity and simultaneously claiming a monopoly on science. It’s no wonder that more and more boys drop out.
I need feminism because I used to think that the purpose of life was the traditional family. Now I need little reminders that a life of meaning can be had by identity politics, aids awareness campaigns and advocating that the government issue bad loads to historically disadvantaged groups.
This seems like a good opportunity to get the MRM some publicity by launching a similar picture campaign with a meme (“I am the 99%”, I need feminism because…”, etc). all the better if it’s mocking the feminist one.
I could see your point if these were high school kids who were too young to know better; but these are grown-ass men who clearly have issues with their self image. At this point in their lives they have to stop basing their personalities on that time when the popular kids chased them around the gym in skeleton costumes. If they need feminism to “take revenge” for not being popular they deserve every bit of ridicule they got.
As this is Oxford, there’s a good chance that this guy’s message is sabotage. It’s clever satire, a plausibly deniable version of “feminism will f*&k you in the a@@.”
OTOH, he’s now the unmanly face of sexual submission for those who don’t get satire. A risky move.
And the hell of it is, the Creepy Neurotic FemiNazis that encouraged him to do this will hate him ALL THE MORE. The very act of submitting to a cunt, giving them what their rape fantasy obsessed minds fear and hunger for merely doubles their contempt for him as a human being. Poor bastard needs an intervention.
So in a way, feminism is a form of revenge for effete men.
Feminism is a battle against masculinity, the kind of masculinity women find attractive in other men. Effete men has feminism on their side. IOW, “If I’m not attractive to women, than nobody else should be either.” Revenge of the nerds in the mating game.
OTOH, he’s now the unmanly face of sexual submission for those who don’t get satire. A risky move.
I agree he’s being cheeky. Subterfuge is an effective tactic when dealing with idiotic fundementalist feminists, blinded by their ideology.
OTOH, he’s now the unmanly face of sexual submission for those who don’t get satire. A risky move.
I agree he’s being cheeky. Subterfuge is an effective tactic when dealing with idiotic fundementalist feminists, blinded by their ideology.
Very true; however I think the satire will still be lost on feminists. As soon as the thought of patriarchally (in their minds) hammering a young man anally runs the short gamut of their useless brain activity; they will think it is the greatest thing ever. If it is satire; it was poorly chosen.
One of those almost great idea moments; or close but no “cigar?”
20 or 30 years ago, I think you might have had a point, but not today. The product of remorseless male-shaming and contempt from kindergarten on will be these aberrant shemales in reasonable numbers; that they are held in even greater contempt by their female contemporaries is beyond dispute.
I really hope this guy tries to enter public life. The resurrection of that photo in 10 years time would be the consummate resolution of an emasculated existence.
I would encourage everyone here to click on the link and then vote on the comments there as you see fit….let those cunts know there are real men outside of their bubble.
I’m not so sure this is satire. The Celtic/Germanic English men have really become this pathetic and submissive. Constant propaganda from leftist Guardian/BBC types has had an devastating impact on the English Celtic/Germanic men.
On Walden Pond Thoreau is no misanthrope, but indulges quite freely in his taste for social interaction, as his interactions with the village indicate. He heads off to the village every day not for the practical purpose of gathering supplies, but simply “to hear some of the gossip which is incessantly going on there,” which he finds “as refreshing in its way as the rustle of leaves and the peeping of frogs.” This statement is revealing, showing that Thoreau neither dismisses nor overvalued human society, neither rejecting it totally nor finding anything more important than gossip in it. Instead, he places it on the same level as frogs and leaves, without much meaning but pleasant in its own limited way.
I think in the same manner we place these people on the level of frogs or small animals . Interesting to view but, guarding yourself against becoming what they will call , If you shut in , A misanthrope.
We see these vague differences in the names they call us , Misogynistic, Women haters .but the truth is Being paranoid is subjective to No need for paranoia,A happy oblivious society of Cows heading for the Mill.
“Feminism is a battle against masculinity, the kind of masculinity women find attractive in other men. Effete men has feminism on their side. IOW, “If I’m not attractive to women, than nobody else should be either.” Revenge of the nerds in the mating game.”
You really think that the effete men are worried about getting women?You’re placing sex above other desires which is dangerous. I think that of other things that would rank higher on most people’s list. I’m speaking from experience too. Sometimes, people live for making their perceive enemies suffer. Those types of people will move heaven and earth to do so.
Just passing the video link of a women talking about women. She called women shallow and stupid and she says that women can never be happy. So avoid them.
This is the first comment on top of the page. It says what I could not say because of my lack of English vocabulary
I’ve been trying to say this to people for years but it’s automatically misogyny for pointing out that biology rules everything. Many women are mere soulless vessels for child-bearing and will never amount to anything in life, and as this video points out–even if they do, it won’t add anything to their purpose in life, which is to be filled up with stuff…literally. It is men who impregnate the world with their seeds and their ideas, and women who receive. This woman is an exception.
At first glance I took him seriously and immediately became depressed for the future of white men. Then I hated him. But now that I have done a little research I see sites where people are holding up similar signs which are anti-feminism and this guy would fit right in. I really hope he’s joking but all things considered, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s serious.
I need feminism to tell me that consensual sex is rape.
I need feminism to convince me not to learn any skills that would make me a good mother or homemaker.
I need feminism to tell me that all I need to succeed in life is to have a vagina.
I need feminism to help ruin an innocent man’s life with a false rape accusation.
I need feminism so I can have my cake and eat it too.
I need feminism to make me lose interest in being feminine.
~ and here’s a few of my own ~
I need feminism:
so that my girl-friend can make my mind up for me if I want to be a father, provider and parent for the rest of my life.
so that GoGurrls are my co-workers and their opinion of me is used to evaluate my job performance.
so that my teacher grades my work based on how she feels about me.
so that my wife can divorce me at will, accuse me of domestic violence and have me incarcerated with no evidence, get a restraining order because she feels scared, then have my kids taken from me since I am a ‘threat’, get the house, half of all assets… and dictate my future earning capacity to keep her and ‘our’ kids accustomed to the life ‘we’ were living.
to create ‘dick brained’ chicks who think they are men with a ‘pussy pass’.
I have a hard time believing that could be anything but satire, but these days who knows? In any event, I’ll give the guy the benefit of the doubt, and assume he’s making a joke at feminists’ expense.
You really think that the effete men are worried about getting women?
Of course they are.
They see an opening (the progressive/egalitarian cultural shift) to compete with burly, masculine men (jocks) by engradiating themselves with “gender positive” feminists. They’re taking advantage of this opening by sympathizing with the horrid plight of women. Even if it means the “friend zone”, at least they’re getting SOME validation from a few young women, that they never would have had otherwise.
They’re under the mistaken impression that compassion for women as a group will result in individual women being attracted to them sexually. Young men are always scheming to get in women’s panties; exploiting angles and opportunities. If you can’t attract her physically, you try to appeal to her emotions. Hopefully you’ll get tossed a few scraps now and then. Maybe a pity f*ck.
The strap-on guy is classic British irreverent humour. He has no official position.
One critical and serious question remains for our resident feminist postmodernist academics though; does this rehabilitated white male oppressor draw pure ideological satisfaction from the subversive reversal of the sexual script? Is his need for feminism driven primarily by his progressive desire to feel fully emasculated, violated and conquered by the dominant feminine energy, thus liberating his wretched soul from the heavy shackles of the heterosexist meta-normative narrative? I would argue that the answer is really found in the question itself.
“Of course they are.
They see an opening (the progressive/egalitarian cultural shift) to compete with burly, masculine men (jocks) by engradiating themselves with “gender positive” feminists. They’re taking advantage of this opening by sympathizing with the horrid plight of women. Even if it means the “friend zone”, at least they’re getting SOME validation from a few young women, that they never would have had otherwise.
They’re under the mistaken impression that compassion for women as a group will result in individual women being attracted to them sexually. Young men are always scheming to get in women’s panties; exploiting angles and opportunities. If you can’t attract her physically, you try to appeal to her emotions. Hopefully you’ll get tossed a few scraps now and then. Maybe a pity f*ck.”
You’re under the impression that the number one goal in life for men is to get laid. Life is more than having intercourse.
I’ll be out of college soon, thank god, I’m surrounded by this stuff on a daily basis in class and out. All I can think of is putting on a pack and going where no- one else is. I can feel my heart sing at the thought of not seeing or hearing another hell-spawn female for the rest of eternity. Make it so, number one.
This COULD be satire but considering he’s a university student and looks like a hipster I think he might be the real deal. Is there something different about Oxford that I don’t know about?
So, men’s rights = mocking men who don’t fit your idea of masculinity? Men’s rights = hatred of male sexuality? Men’s rights = homophobia?
Some surprising, misandric responses here. He’s absolutely right to a point. He shouldn’t feel embarrassed about what he likes, or what he is like. Yet, feminists spread more creep-shaming and perv-shaming than anyone.
I don’t see why it’s so difficult to defend both “macho” men who are constantly fear-mongered against, and “feminine” men who are constantly mocked for no good reason. MEN’S rights. All men. Feminist misandry rode on the wave of traditionalist misandry.
W. F. Price
I have a hard time believing that could be anything but satire, but these days who knows? In any event, I’ll give the guy the benefit of the doubt, and assume he’s making a joke at feminists’ expense.
The fact we can’t decide if he’s serious or lampooning the feminazis is symptomatic of how deep the rot goes.
Best comment on the article itself, from a guy called Michael Ladieu:
I need feminism because:
1. Women still sometimes expect men to pay for dates and will experience men occasionally picking up the tab in non-romantic settings.
2. Women often expect deference from men.
3. Women are able to pursue what they’re interested in at university without much societal pressure on “breadwinning” – although they could also take that route if it interests them.
4. Women have never been required to register for military draft.
5. Women can come up with any excuse to get out of military service without being laughed at.
6. Women statistically get a much lighter sentence for exactly the same offense when they commit a crime.
7. Women have special legal excuses for their sex alone, which often allows them to get off the hook for the crimes they commit. Judges are usually more lenient, protective and paternalistic when it comes to dealing with their sex.
8. Women are 25 times more likely to have a death sentence cancelled.
9. Women are able to take on a job or choose a career path that is only capable of supporting themselves, with no thought to preparing themselves to also support a spouse or children, although they are also free to choose one that will.
10. If women are in a committed relationship, they have much greater flexibility to choose whether they want to work or simply stay at home (even without kids).
11. Women will not be called unemployed losers if they decide to be a homemaker.
12. If women need assistance in a public place a stranger will be much, much more likely to provide it.
13. People are generally much nicer to women in public. Women are often given privileged treatment or better customer service.
14. Women almost always get first dibs on a lifeboat when the ship begins to sink.
15. Women are much more able to “marry up” and enjoy the money and status that comes with this.
16. Women are statistically more likely to be given money in a divorce – sometimes huge amounts – even if they are at fault, didn’t earn a cent of it, or have ample resources of their own.
17. Women receive custody of kids almost automatically after divorce regardless of their parenting abilities or depth of love for their children. On top of this, they can make false accusations of rape or child abuse in order to help them gain custody. They can even deprive their child of his or her other parent in violation of court orders without serious consequences.
18. If a woman hits or slaps a person, or even knocks out someone’s tooth out by throwing Auntie Shirl’s Christmas mug at them, it’s much more likely to just be viewed as cute, understandable or not a problem. There are nearly zero consequences for domestic violence by women.
19. If women are ever physically, emotionally or sexually abused in any way, there are dozens upon dozens of organizations that are in place specifically to fight for us and house them when necessary. Women can have someone taken away by police if they make a false or exaggerated accusation of abuse.
20. Women statistically live longer, most likely due to less pressure on them with regard to breadwinning, providing protection, being fully responsible and accountable for their actions, not having society viewing them as “expendable” or viewing their problems as unimportant.
21. Women are 20 times less likely to die or get injured in the workplace.
22. Women have much more money spent on their health concerns (e.g. 5 times as much on breast cancer as on prostate cancer), while being able to simultaneously claim that more care is needed for women.
23. Women are much less likely to be homeless. More is offered to us by society when they are in this situation.
24. There is far less scorn and pressure on women in society when they are irresponsible with child support. Rates for non-payment of child support by women are roughly twice those for men, while women scream blue bloody murder when men don’t pay.
25. Women whining about and hating men is now a university course of study. It is, of course, different to the true, neutral, unbiased study of human interactions, which is sociology and anthropology.
26. Women can announce to everyone around that their sex is the superior sex without being called sexist.
27. Women can ignore the fact that their traditional gender roles hardly ever placed them in situations where they’d be under heavy pressure to do immoral things, and then use this as ‘evidence’ that they have historically been morally superior.
28. Women have full opportunity to pursue what they want in life – become a doctor, a lawyer, start a business, while simultaneously using the fact that many women don’t choose to do these things, as an argument to gain ever more advantages. Women can demand equal outcomes when they routinely choose not to prepare themselves for the occupations that might create those outcomes.
29. Women can manipulate men with sex to get what they want. They can pretend that they don’t know what anyone is talking about when confronted on this and have others believe them.
30. Women can use sex appeal to get ahead on the job. They can knowingly dress provocatively but act shocked and gain even more advantages if someone treats them the way they themselves provoked.
31. Women can accuse people of sexual harassment for any reason, factual or not, and have others believe them without question. They can make up the definition of ‘sexual harassment’ according to their whims and change it depending on whether or not they like the person.
32. If women take jobs that are traditionally taken by men, they are often thought of as brave pioneers. Their sexual orientation is rarely called into question, as often happens with men who take jobs traditionally held by women.
33. Women can claim that clothes, shoes, hair, grooming items etc. for their sex are more expensive than those for men, when they have so many more choices for those products than men.
34. Women can wear clothes traditionally associated with the opposite sex without running the risk of mockery or ridicule.
35. Women can invoke archaic notions of chivalry – i.e. men protecting, providing and acting in gentlemanly fashion when it suits them, but criticise men for being sexist when it doesn’t.
36. Women can manipulate others by playing the victim. Their tears help them get their way while men’s tears attract ridicule and contempt.
37. Girls are told they are beautiful, cute, sweet and capable of anything while boys are told they are stupid, useless, violent and rapacious.
38. Childless women can get sympathy from family if they don’t work, simply by listing all the household work they do, while simultaneously being able to call a brother-in-law who does the same a worthless bum whom their sister ought to leave.
39. Women can claim that their work “never ends” while their sex also, on average, watches more television in every time-slot than men.
40. Women can “mix and match” traditional and progressive roles until they find just the right mix that suits them. Women can be a “traditional wife”, enjoying the positive features of that role (such as not having to work), while simultaneously being a progressive feminist when it brings advantages. Similarly, women can have a career while simultaneously using traditional chivalry and male deference to their advantage.
41. Women can get away with nearly universal contempt for men while men who express contempt for women are ostracized as misogynists.
42. Women can construe almost any remark made by their partners as verbal abuse if they want sympathy while simultaneously being able to claim the meanest, nastiest, most humiliating things they say are simply “speaking their mind”.
43. Women can use the fact that gender roles were differentiated long ago – with different advantages/disadvantages for both genders – to try to shame and induce guilt in people today who had absolutely no experience of those long-ago roles. Twenty-year-old women can say they’ve been discriminated against for thousands of years with a straight face and have people agree. Women can make up things about the treatment of women in the past and no one will check or call them out on it.
44. Women can propagate myths and outright lies (e.g. domestic violence and rape statistics, wage gap, sexual harassment, boys club, glass ceiling) and be given a “pass” – without any such claims being tested.
45. Women can rationalize their own failures using the concept of the “patriarchy” and blame men for nearly everything that goes wrong in their lives, even with contorted or obscure explanations that no-one would buy if they weren’t women, at the same time as treating even the most heroic and courageous failures by men as just … failures.
46. Women often want to be treated like children when it suits them, but as adults when they get advantages from doing so. They look the other way when women shy away from responsibility while at the same time mocking and ridiculing, even condemning, men for doing the same.
47. When someone amputates a part of a girl’s genitals it is a horrendous crime. Protection against circumcision is considered a basic human right to which women are entitled. Men’s genitals, however, are routinely, legally and enthusiastically mutilated and the off-cuts are often used to make face cream for women.
48. Women can focus on perceived earnings in the workforce – the statistics of which are influenced by people’s choices rather than discrimination – while completely ignoring the inter-family transfer of wealth, which is heavily in a woman’s favour. Women can completely ignore the fact that men choose tougher jobs, work more hours and take on more responsibility because of pressure to earn enough to support a wife and children, while women enjoy the transfer of assets because of inheritance and the younger age of men at death (most likely because of that added pressure).
49. Women can routinely behave in ways that once used to simply be an irritation for grown-ups – i.e. self-centred rantings and foot-stompings of spoiled brats. This behaviour is now the capstone of ‘progressive’ feminist expression.
50. Women can get irritated about generalizations and stereotypes at the same time as failing utterly to see the hypocrisy when they stereotype and generalize about men, which most do. Some women are actually paid to do this.
51. Women can get irritated about old-fashioned restrictive attitudes towards their sexual behaviour while at the same time insulting men who engage in such behaviour, which they themselves would do in a heartbeat if the circumstances were right.
52. Women can attribute many things like personal days off work, cruel, rude or unrestrainedly angry behaviour on “that time of month”, often regardless of whether it was that time of the month at that time.
53. Women can get angry and indignant if somebody calls them out on exploitative behaviour, calling them insensitive or even ‘abusive’ if they are men.
54. Women can call anyone “sexist” for any reason based on their own definition of the term but ignore their own sexist behaviour.
55. Women can make lists about male privileges and have everyone pretend not to notice that the list of their own privileges is many times longer.
56. Women have the privilege of blaming their privileges on the opposite sex, at the same time as dishonestly insisting that they don’t have any.
1. Women Can dish it out but can’t take it.
2. Women Consume more of almost anything than they produce but show no gratitude to the men who have to pick up the slack.
3. Women can vocally support wars that they never have to fight in and do not benefit regular men, but fight tooth and nail to avoid going to war themselves (even if they are in the military).
4. Only men are routinely jailed for being the victim of crimes.
5. Women insist that a bodily function and animal knows how to do without being told is greater than the sum of all male scientific, cultural, and spiritual achievements, as well as men’s everyday acts of self-sacrifice.
6. Women are not condemned for profiting off male hardship, regardless of circumstances.
7. Women have adopted tribal morality, and don’t see this as a step back.
Decline of western civilization (soon to be conquered by strapping mysogynist jihadists who’ll subjugate and impregnant our man-starved women) in one picture…
I’m sure he will also need Feminism so that he will not feel “UNMANLY” when his “girlfriend” requires him to service her male homosexual friends before he is even worthy to receive her strap-on.
I understand that dildo sales peaked a few years ago. No butts about it. Perhaps it was just a ‘bubble’ which has run its course. There are now fewer men who will allow themselves to be raped monetarily, physically, and emotionally. Perhaps a presidential executive order can rectify this situation which has bottomed out.
I’ve known “male” feminists like him, and sooner or later his girlfriend will meet an “alpha” male and she will dump Mr “I need feminism” faster than she’d dispose of a used tampon.
It’s all one big sh*t test. Any guy who is dumb enough to bend over for feminism will eventually be flushed down the proverbial toilet.
I know this guy. He’s not being ironic, he is completely sincere with this sign. He’s one of those idiot Vancouver identity politics types. Not that his stupidity justifies any of the misogynistic comments on this picture, but yes, he is a moron.
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Hey, he said it…
I need Feminism because my only other choices are to marry a traditional woman, raise a family and be a wage slave for the rest of my life or die miserable and alone. I will not be a disposable utility.
Instead I can marry a sex-positive co-equal partner where household chores are clearly delineated so she doesn’t feel like my domestic slave. Bonus points if she has a butch haircut and doesn’t shave her legs. I might let her use her strap-on if she promises to be gentle.
so youre sying that only effete dweebs are male feminists?
STOP THE PRESSES
Truly, the face of a man beaten down completely and stripped of his masculinity. Or rather, the look of mangina who has given up completely and surrendered.
that why i need feminism site is hilarious. thanks for the post. The girls are the usual fare, ugly feminists who are concerned about rape and catcalls despite the fact that they are at risk for neither. one girl even admits that she needs feminism to boost her ego.
the boys are a little sad though. while not all of them seem like losers at first glance it can be seen in their eyes. I can only imagine the self loathing it would take to write something like “i need feminism because history is written by burgois, white, male, cisgender people….like me!” it also makes it pretty evident he has never cracked open a history book.
Yeah, who needs traditional women who’ll treat marriage as a commitment and have the morals and foresight to live up to that?
Gimme a sex-positive feminazi who’ll get her jollies out of the marriage “relationship” until she gets bored, gets pregnant by a biker with a PhD who treats her like a slave then divorces me, takes my house and half my income in perpetuity, and makes me pay child support for three kids that aren’t even mine! Yay!
Good God, where’s a barf bag?
The brainwashing, man, it’s painful to read some of that.
what a handsome fellow, looks like the bear version of a strapping young Hugo Schwyzer…
feminism taught me that abortion is not murder and men are not obligated by the Selective Service, it was women who ere restricted being banished from combat roles-benevolent sexism, y’all…
Cringing so hard right now. Everyone needs to see this idiot.
It seems the only thing Feminism does have to offer men is justification for not being masculine.
Its a pity that women, society and other men still despise those who those who take this option. Unfortunately, this is in our biology. Feminism is not going to fix it.
Damn! I have now seen it all now. Some single mom is proud.
Welmer
Is there a story behind this guy and how he got there.
“so youre sying that only effete dweebs are male feminists?
STOP THE PRESSES”
And this is why the effete “dweebs” are feminist. I think that the effete males know what feminism do to men. But they don’t care, because of attitudes like yours. So in a way, feminism is a form of revenge for effete men. As the saying goes, “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
A picture speaks a thousand words. The British Empire is no more – need we discuss further?
Mm, that’s kinky.
(Outed Lesbian) Girlfriend: How do you feel about being penetrated anally?
Opus: I do not think I would enjoy it.
(Outed Lesbian) Gf: Would that be physically or mentally?
Ah yes, academia of the 21st century…where a self-defeatist attitude and obedient disposition is a virtue. Desperately trying to eradicate every notion of masculinity and simultaneously claiming a monopoly on science. It’s no wonder that more and more boys drop out.
I need feminism because I used to think that the purpose of life was the traditional family. Now I need little reminders that a life of meaning can be had by identity politics, aids awareness campaigns and advocating that the government issue bad loads to historically disadvantaged groups.
LOL
This seems like a good opportunity to get the MRM some publicity by launching a similar picture campaign with a meme (“I am the 99%”, I need feminism because…”, etc). all the better if it’s mocking the feminist one.
I could see your point if these were high school kids who were too young to know better; but these are grown-ass men who clearly have issues with their self image. At this point in their lives they have to stop basing their personalities on that time when the popular kids chased them around the gym in skeleton costumes. If they need feminism to “take revenge” for not being popular they deserve every bit of ridicule they got.
As this is Oxford, there’s a good chance that this guy’s message is sabotage. It’s clever satire, a plausibly deniable version of “feminism will f*&k you in the a@@.”
OTOH, he’s now the unmanly face of sexual submission for those who don’t get satire. A risky move.
And the hell of it is, the Creepy Neurotic FemiNazis that encouraged him to do this will hate him ALL THE MORE. The very act of submitting to a cunt, giving them what their rape fantasy obsessed minds fear and hunger for merely doubles their contempt for him as a human being. Poor bastard needs an intervention.
So in a way, feminism is a form of revenge for effete men.
Feminism is a battle against masculinity, the kind of masculinity women find attractive in other men. Effete men has feminism on their side. IOW, “If I’m not attractive to women, than nobody else should be either.” Revenge of the nerds in the mating game.
OTOH, he’s now the unmanly face of sexual submission for those who don’t get satire. A risky move.
I agree he’s being cheeky. Subterfuge is an effective tactic when dealing with idiotic fundementalist feminists, blinded by their ideology.
OTOH, he’s now the unmanly face of sexual submission for those who don’t get satire. A risky move.
I agree he’s being cheeky. Subterfuge is an effective tactic when dealing with idiotic fundementalist feminists, blinded by their ideology.
Very true; however I think the satire will still be lost on feminists. As soon as the thought of patriarchally (in their minds) hammering a young man anally runs the short gamut of their useless brain activity; they will think it is the greatest thing ever. If it is satire; it was poorly chosen.
One of those almost great idea moments; or close but no “cigar?”
@Charles Martel
20 or 30 years ago, I think you might have had a point, but not today. The product of remorseless male-shaming and contempt from kindergarten on will be these aberrant shemales in reasonable numbers; that they are held in even greater contempt by their female contemporaries is beyond dispute.
I really hope this guy tries to enter public life. The resurrection of that photo in 10 years time would be the consummate resolution of an emasculated existence.
I would encourage everyone here to click on the link and then vote on the comments there as you see fit….let those cunts know there are real men outside of their bubble.
I’m not so sure this is satire. The Celtic/Germanic English men have really become this pathetic and submissive. Constant propaganda from leftist Guardian/BBC types has had an devastating impact on the English Celtic/Germanic men.
On Walden Pond Thoreau is no misanthrope, but indulges quite freely in his taste for social interaction, as his interactions with the village indicate. He heads off to the village every day not for the practical purpose of gathering supplies, but simply “to hear some of the gossip which is incessantly going on there,” which he finds “as refreshing in its way as the rustle of leaves and the peeping of frogs.” This statement is revealing, showing that Thoreau neither dismisses nor overvalued human society, neither rejecting it totally nor finding anything more important than gossip in it. Instead, he places it on the same level as frogs and leaves, without much meaning but pleasant in its own limited way.
I think in the same manner we place these people on the level of frogs or small animals . Interesting to view but, guarding yourself against becoming what they will call , If you shut in , A misanthrope.
We see these vague differences in the names they call us , Misogynistic, Women haters .but the truth is Being paranoid is subjective to No need for paranoia,A happy oblivious society of Cows heading for the Mill.
“Feminism is a battle against masculinity, the kind of masculinity women find attractive in other men. Effete men has feminism on their side. IOW, “If I’m not attractive to women, than nobody else should be either.” Revenge of the nerds in the mating game.”
You really think that the effete men are worried about getting women?You’re placing sex above other desires which is dangerous. I think that of other things that would rank higher on most people’s list. I’m speaking from experience too. Sometimes, people live for making their perceive enemies suffer. Those types of people will move heaven and earth to do so.
Secrets of the Female Mind
Just passing the video link of a women talking about women. She called women shallow and stupid and she says that women can never be happy. So avoid them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9o92ro7F9M
This is the first comment on top of the page. It says what I could not say because of my lack of English vocabulary
I’ve been trying to say this to people for years but it’s automatically misogyny for pointing out that biology rules everything. Many women are mere soulless vessels for child-bearing and will never amount to anything in life, and as this video points out–even if they do, it won’t add anything to their purpose in life, which is to be filled up with stuff…literally. It is men who impregnate the world with their seeds and their ideas, and women who receive. This woman is an exception.
At first glance I took him seriously and immediately became depressed for the future of white men. Then I hated him. But now that I have done a little research I see sites where people are holding up similar signs which are anti-feminism and this guy would fit right in. I really hope he’s joking but all things considered, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s serious.
check these out:
http://ineedfeminism.tumblr.com/
I need feminism to tell me that consensual sex is rape.
I need feminism to convince me not to learn any skills that would make me a good mother or homemaker.
I need feminism to tell me that all I need to succeed in life is to have a vagina.
I need feminism to help ruin an innocent man’s life with a false rape accusation.
I need feminism so I can have my cake and eat it too.
I need feminism to make me lose interest in being feminine.
~ and here’s a few of my own ~
I need feminism:
so that my girl-friend can make my mind up for me if I want to be a father, provider and parent for the rest of my life.
so that GoGurrls are my co-workers and their opinion of me is used to evaluate my job performance.
so that my teacher grades my work based on how she feels about me.
so that my wife can divorce me at will, accuse me of domestic violence and have me incarcerated with no evidence, get a restraining order because she feels scared, then have my kids taken from me since I am a ‘threat’, get the house, half of all assets… and dictate my future earning capacity to keep her and ‘our’ kids accustomed to the life ‘we’ were living.
to create ‘dick brained’ chicks who think they are men with a ‘pussy pass’.
to hold men responsible for women’s choices….
@Charles Martel
I have a hard time believing that could be anything but satire, but these days who knows? In any event, I’ll give the guy the benefit of the doubt, and assume he’s making a joke at feminists’ expense.
You really think that the effete men are worried about getting women?
Of course they are.
They see an opening (the progressive/egalitarian cultural shift) to compete with burly, masculine men (jocks) by engradiating themselves with “gender positive” feminists. They’re taking advantage of this opening by sympathizing with the horrid plight of women. Even if it means the “friend zone”, at least they’re getting SOME validation from a few young women, that they never would have had otherwise.
They’re under the mistaken impression that compassion for women as a group will result in individual women being attracted to them sexually. Young men are always scheming to get in women’s panties; exploiting angles and opportunities. If you can’t attract her physically, you try to appeal to her emotions. Hopefully you’ll get tossed a few scraps now and then. Maybe a pity f*ck.
The strap-on guy is classic British irreverent humour. He has no official position.
Look at his face. Just look at his face!
Hilarious!
But is this photoshopped? I don’t want to dump on some poor guy because somebody photoshopped his sign. Anybody know?
bahahahahahahaha. This is actually really funny.
One critical and serious question remains for our resident feminist postmodernist academics though; does this rehabilitated white male oppressor draw pure ideological satisfaction from the subversive reversal of the sexual script? Is his need for feminism driven primarily by his progressive desire to feel fully emasculated, violated and conquered by the dominant feminine energy, thus liberating his wretched soul from the heavy shackles of the heterosexist meta-normative narrative? I would argue that the answer is really found in the question itself.
“Of course they are.
They see an opening (the progressive/egalitarian cultural shift) to compete with burly, masculine men (jocks) by engradiating themselves with “gender positive” feminists. They’re taking advantage of this opening by sympathizing with the horrid plight of women. Even if it means the “friend zone”, at least they’re getting SOME validation from a few young women, that they never would have had otherwise.
They’re under the mistaken impression that compassion for women as a group will result in individual women being attracted to them sexually. Young men are always scheming to get in women’s panties; exploiting angles and opportunities. If you can’t attract her physically, you try to appeal to her emotions. Hopefully you’ll get tossed a few scraps now and then. Maybe a pity f*ck.”
You’re under the impression that the number one goal in life for men is to get laid. Life is more than having intercourse.
A womanly young chap. He looks like a bearded lady, or a lumberjack on estrogen.
I’ll be out of college soon, thank god, I’m surrounded by this stuff on a daily basis in class and out. All I can think of is putting on a pack and going where no- one else is. I can feel my heart sing at the thought of not seeing or hearing another hell-spawn female for the rest of eternity. Make it so, number one.
This COULD be satire but considering he’s a university student and looks like a hipster I think he might be the real deal. Is there something different about Oxford that I don’t know about?
I need feminism because I just ran out of toilet paper.
So, men’s rights = mocking men who don’t fit your idea of masculinity? Men’s rights = hatred of male sexuality? Men’s rights = homophobia?
Some surprising, misandric responses here. He’s absolutely right to a point. He shouldn’t feel embarrassed about what he likes, or what he is like. Yet, feminists spread more creep-shaming and perv-shaming than anyone.
I don’t see why it’s so difficult to defend both “macho” men who are constantly fear-mongered against, and “feminine” men who are constantly mocked for no good reason. MEN’S rights. All men. Feminist misandry rode on the wave of traditionalist misandry.
The fact we can’t decide if he’s serious or lampooning the feminazis is symptomatic of how deep the rot goes.
Best comment on the article itself, from a guy called Michael Ladieu:
I need feminism because:
1. Women still sometimes expect men to pay for dates and will experience men occasionally picking up the tab in non-romantic settings.
2. Women often expect deference from men.
3. Women are able to pursue what they’re interested in at university without much societal pressure on “breadwinning” – although they could also take that route if it interests them.
4. Women have never been required to register for military draft.
5. Women can come up with any excuse to get out of military service without being laughed at.
6. Women statistically get a much lighter sentence for exactly the same offense when they commit a crime.
7. Women have special legal excuses for their sex alone, which often allows them to get off the hook for the crimes they commit. Judges are usually more lenient, protective and paternalistic when it comes to dealing with their sex.
8. Women are 25 times more likely to have a death sentence cancelled.
9. Women are able to take on a job or choose a career path that is only capable of supporting themselves, with no thought to preparing themselves to also support a spouse or children, although they are also free to choose one that will.
10. If women are in a committed relationship, they have much greater flexibility to choose whether they want to work or simply stay at home (even without kids).
11. Women will not be called unemployed losers if they decide to be a homemaker.
12. If women need assistance in a public place a stranger will be much, much more likely to provide it.
13. People are generally much nicer to women in public. Women are often given privileged treatment or better customer service.
14. Women almost always get first dibs on a lifeboat when the ship begins to sink.
15. Women are much more able to “marry up” and enjoy the money and status that comes with this.
16. Women are statistically more likely to be given money in a divorce – sometimes huge amounts – even if they are at fault, didn’t earn a cent of it, or have ample resources of their own.
17. Women receive custody of kids almost automatically after divorce regardless of their parenting abilities or depth of love for their children. On top of this, they can make false accusations of rape or child abuse in order to help them gain custody. They can even deprive their child of his or her other parent in violation of court orders without serious consequences.
18. If a woman hits or slaps a person, or even knocks out someone’s tooth out by throwing Auntie Shirl’s Christmas mug at them, it’s much more likely to just be viewed as cute, understandable or not a problem. There are nearly zero consequences for domestic violence by women.
19. If women are ever physically, emotionally or sexually abused in any way, there are dozens upon dozens of organizations that are in place specifically to fight for us and house them when necessary. Women can have someone taken away by police if they make a false or exaggerated accusation of abuse.
20. Women statistically live longer, most likely due to less pressure on them with regard to breadwinning, providing protection, being fully responsible and accountable for their actions, not having society viewing them as “expendable” or viewing their problems as unimportant.
21. Women are 20 times less likely to die or get injured in the workplace.
22. Women have much more money spent on their health concerns (e.g. 5 times as much on breast cancer as on prostate cancer), while being able to simultaneously claim that more care is needed for women.
23. Women are much less likely to be homeless. More is offered to us by society when they are in this situation.
24. There is far less scorn and pressure on women in society when they are irresponsible with child support. Rates for non-payment of child support by women are roughly twice those for men, while women scream blue bloody murder when men don’t pay.
25. Women whining about and hating men is now a university course of study. It is, of course, different to the true, neutral, unbiased study of human interactions, which is sociology and anthropology.
26. Women can announce to everyone around that their sex is the superior sex without being called sexist.
27. Women can ignore the fact that their traditional gender roles hardly ever placed them in situations where they’d be under heavy pressure to do immoral things, and then use this as ‘evidence’ that they have historically been morally superior.
28. Women have full opportunity to pursue what they want in life – become a doctor, a lawyer, start a business, while simultaneously using the fact that many women don’t choose to do these things, as an argument to gain ever more advantages. Women can demand equal outcomes when they routinely choose not to prepare themselves for the occupations that might create those outcomes.
29. Women can manipulate men with sex to get what they want. They can pretend that they don’t know what anyone is talking about when confronted on this and have others believe them.
30. Women can use sex appeal to get ahead on the job. They can knowingly dress provocatively but act shocked and gain even more advantages if someone treats them the way they themselves provoked.
31. Women can accuse people of sexual harassment for any reason, factual or not, and have others believe them without question. They can make up the definition of ‘sexual harassment’ according to their whims and change it depending on whether or not they like the person.
32. If women take jobs that are traditionally taken by men, they are often thought of as brave pioneers. Their sexual orientation is rarely called into question, as often happens with men who take jobs traditionally held by women.
33. Women can claim that clothes, shoes, hair, grooming items etc. for their sex are more expensive than those for men, when they have so many more choices for those products than men.
34. Women can wear clothes traditionally associated with the opposite sex without running the risk of mockery or ridicule.
35. Women can invoke archaic notions of chivalry – i.e. men protecting, providing and acting in gentlemanly fashion when it suits them, but criticise men for being sexist when it doesn’t.
36. Women can manipulate others by playing the victim. Their tears help them get their way while men’s tears attract ridicule and contempt.
37. Girls are told they are beautiful, cute, sweet and capable of anything while boys are told they are stupid, useless, violent and rapacious.
38. Childless women can get sympathy from family if they don’t work, simply by listing all the household work they do, while simultaneously being able to call a brother-in-law who does the same a worthless bum whom their sister ought to leave.
39. Women can claim that their work “never ends” while their sex also, on average, watches more television in every time-slot than men.
40. Women can “mix and match” traditional and progressive roles until they find just the right mix that suits them. Women can be a “traditional wife”, enjoying the positive features of that role (such as not having to work), while simultaneously being a progressive feminist when it brings advantages. Similarly, women can have a career while simultaneously using traditional chivalry and male deference to their advantage.
41. Women can get away with nearly universal contempt for men while men who express contempt for women are ostracized as misogynists.
42. Women can construe almost any remark made by their partners as verbal abuse if they want sympathy while simultaneously being able to claim the meanest, nastiest, most humiliating things they say are simply “speaking their mind”.
43. Women can use the fact that gender roles were differentiated long ago – with different advantages/disadvantages for both genders – to try to shame and induce guilt in people today who had absolutely no experience of those long-ago roles. Twenty-year-old women can say they’ve been discriminated against for thousands of years with a straight face and have people agree. Women can make up things about the treatment of women in the past and no one will check or call them out on it.
44. Women can propagate myths and outright lies (e.g. domestic violence and rape statistics, wage gap, sexual harassment, boys club, glass ceiling) and be given a “pass” – without any such claims being tested.
45. Women can rationalize their own failures using the concept of the “patriarchy” and blame men for nearly everything that goes wrong in their lives, even with contorted or obscure explanations that no-one would buy if they weren’t women, at the same time as treating even the most heroic and courageous failures by men as just … failures.
46. Women often want to be treated like children when it suits them, but as adults when they get advantages from doing so. They look the other way when women shy away from responsibility while at the same time mocking and ridiculing, even condemning, men for doing the same.
47. When someone amputates a part of a girl’s genitals it is a horrendous crime. Protection against circumcision is considered a basic human right to which women are entitled. Men’s genitals, however, are routinely, legally and enthusiastically mutilated and the off-cuts are often used to make face cream for women.
48. Women can focus on perceived earnings in the workforce – the statistics of which are influenced by people’s choices rather than discrimination – while completely ignoring the inter-family transfer of wealth, which is heavily in a woman’s favour. Women can completely ignore the fact that men choose tougher jobs, work more hours and take on more responsibility because of pressure to earn enough to support a wife and children, while women enjoy the transfer of assets because of inheritance and the younger age of men at death (most likely because of that added pressure).
49. Women can routinely behave in ways that once used to simply be an irritation for grown-ups – i.e. self-centred rantings and foot-stompings of spoiled brats. This behaviour is now the capstone of ‘progressive’ feminist expression.
50. Women can get irritated about generalizations and stereotypes at the same time as failing utterly to see the hypocrisy when they stereotype and generalize about men, which most do. Some women are actually paid to do this.
51. Women can get irritated about old-fashioned restrictive attitudes towards their sexual behaviour while at the same time insulting men who engage in such behaviour, which they themselves would do in a heartbeat if the circumstances were right.
52. Women can attribute many things like personal days off work, cruel, rude or unrestrainedly angry behaviour on “that time of month”, often regardless of whether it was that time of the month at that time.
53. Women can get angry and indignant if somebody calls them out on exploitative behaviour, calling them insensitive or even ‘abusive’ if they are men.
54. Women can call anyone “sexist” for any reason based on their own definition of the term but ignore their own sexist behaviour.
55. Women can make lists about male privileges and have everyone pretend not to notice that the list of their own privileges is many times longer.
56. Women have the privilege of blaming their privileges on the opposite sex, at the same time as dishonestly insisting that they don’t have any.
Otto Weininger used to describe women as “a metaphysical zero” …. to describe them as shallow would imply some sort of depth.
1. Women Can dish it out but can’t take it.
2. Women Consume more of almost anything than they produce but show no gratitude to the men who have to pick up the slack.
3. Women can vocally support wars that they never have to fight in and do not benefit regular men, but fight tooth and nail to avoid going to war themselves (even if they are in the military).
4. Only men are routinely jailed for being the victim of crimes.
5. Women insist that a bodily function and animal knows how to do without being told is greater than the sum of all male scientific, cultural, and spiritual achievements, as well as men’s everyday acts of self-sacrifice.
6. Women are not condemned for profiting off male hardship, regardless of circumstances.
7. Women have adopted tribal morality, and don’t see this as a step back.
Decline of western civilization (soon to be conquered by strapping mysogynist jihadists who’ll subjugate and impregnant our man-starved women) in one picture…
I’m sure he will also need Feminism so that he will not feel “UNMANLY” when his “girlfriend” requires him to service her male homosexual friends before he is even worthy to receive her strap-on.
I understand that dildo sales peaked a few years ago. No butts about it. Perhaps it was just a ‘bubble’ which has run its course. There are now fewer men who will allow themselves to be raped monetarily, physically, and emotionally. Perhaps a presidential executive order can rectify this situation which has bottomed out.
Well, isn’t that special.
SWPL culture illustrated.
I’ve known “male” feminists like him, and sooner or later his girlfriend will meet an “alpha” male and she will dump Mr “I need feminism” faster than she’d dispose of a used tampon.
It’s all one big sh*t test. Any guy who is dumb enough to bend over for feminism will eventually be flushed down the proverbial toilet.
I know this guy. He’s not being ironic, he is completely sincere with this sign. He’s one of those idiot Vancouver identity politics types. Not that his stupidity justifies any of the misogynistic comments on this picture, but yes, he is a moron.