Joran Van der Sloot to Become Father?

by W.F. Price on October 8, 2012

Joran Van der Sloot, who is suspected of killing Natalie Holloway in Aruba in 2005 and has been convicted of robbing and strangling a Peruvian woman, is now claiming that his girlfriend is pregnant. Yes, he has a girlfriend.

According to Van der Sloot, he impregnated her during an unsupervised visit several months ago:

A newspaper said Monday that Joran van der Sloot, a Dutch man who is serving a 28-year-sentence for murdering a young Peruvian woman, has impregnated a woman while imprisoned in Lima.

The Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf cited Van der Sloot’s lawyer Maximo Altez as saying the pregnancy is past its third month, and Van der Sloot himself as having confirmed the news in a telephone call on Saturday.

“A test has proved” the pregnancy, the paper quoted Van der Sloot as saying.

The woman, identified by the paper only as “Leidi,” was said to have become pregnant during an unsupervised visit with Van der Sloot. It was not clear whether that is allowed or possible under Peruvian prison rules.

Media in Peru last year identified a woman named Leydi Figueroa Uceda as Van der Sloot’s girlfriend…

He could be lying about the pregnancy – he is a notorious liar – but nobody is questioning the fact that he has a girlfriend.

Of all the men in the world, a woman chose to be with an imprisoned murderer. Meanwhile, plenty of perfectly decent men go without any women at all, are divorced by their wives, and so on, but if you’re a notorious murderer it’s evidently pretty easy to find a sweetheart. It’s pretty clear that in many cases, women simply aren’t interested in ordinary, run-of-the-mill, law-abiding men, because they find them boring.

So are all those folks yammering about the “Peter Pan syndrome” and men avoiding commitment going to finally shut up now?

Probably not. Willful blindness is pretty hard to cure.

{ 26 comments… read them below or add one }

hisoj October 8, 2012 at 09:02

this is who is filling the world with more humans. murderers, sociopaths, and idiots.

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nico October 8, 2012 at 09:18

“she would not have an abortion due to her Catholic faith.”

Her catholic faith doesn’t prevent her from cavorting with murderers.

She apparently denies he is the father.

Maybe she is trying to have another man raise JVDS’ kid. If she lived in any western countries, the state – i.e. betas – would be footing the bills.

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WGMOW October 8, 2012 at 09:20

Well, I’ll bet the bitch will have a hard time suing for child support. Ya think she might go after the prison system, saying that “They knew, or should have known…” that she was doing it with a murderer? Stranger things have happened when the weaker-minded sex are involved.

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geographybeefinalisthimself October 8, 2012 at 09:35

Joran Van der Sloot to Become Father?

Nice.

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Rebel October 8, 2012 at 09:58

“Of all the men in the world, a woman chose to be with an imprisoned murderer. Meanwhile, plenty of perfectly decent men go without any women at all”

That may be true, but what decent man would want a woman such as this one?

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TFH October 8, 2012 at 10:46

Yes, he has a girlfriend.

Unsurprising, given that he is precisely what a large portion of women are attracted to.

That may be true, but what decent man would want a woman such as this one?

That does in fact disqualify a large portion of women from contention.

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cooterbee October 8, 2012 at 11:00

Envy! pure Envy. At least let’s not lie to ourselves or chrissakes.

Beta my ass. Decent men? pleeez. Complaining about where a skank chooses to soil her cunt is strictly Omega territory. A Beta can purchase a second hand, spermatized cunt on the aftermarket. An Omega can’t acquire it at any price. Nobody who works in a convenience store is a Beta or ever will be.

MGTOW is about remaining a non contributing Omega. It just so happens that part of the price of freedom is that no moistened quim will ever open for you. Look… Beta’s do shit… important shit in this economy. That means they are the lowest of the low. They betray us all. I can’t accuse any Omega of dicking me over royally. Alpha’s dick you but at least they have pussy to show for it.

You Omegas out there, walk tall. You have to resign yourselves to stroking it to porn but you are no man’s enemy.

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Zorro October 8, 2012 at 11:03

I can think of no more deserving person whom I would like to decapitate with a bucksaw than this scumbag.

As much as I am a believer in men’s rights, this scumbag is a discredit upon us all. May he be defiled nightly in prison until he dies from AIDS.

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Nobody October 8, 2012 at 11:49

For the record, is JVS a lesser alpha because although he is a pu$$y-slaying murderer, only a lesser alpha gets caught?

Sorry, couldn’t resist. Carry on, gentlemen.

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shmiggen mghow October 8, 2012 at 12:14

the solution is not to commit a crime to get pussy. it’s complete withdrawal. after all, these women who are attracted to these criminals…have fathers…and brothers…who neither make their vaginas tingle nor should they. but they cannot escape the fact that they are surrounded by boring men who are related to them.

let the women die of…shame.

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Anonymous Reader October 8, 2012 at 12:31

So are all those folks yammering about the “Peter Pan syndrome” and men avoiding commitment going to finally shut up now?

Of course not, they’ll just chant Not All Women Are Like That (NAWALT) for a while, and then return to screeching “ManUP!”. It’s quite predictable.

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keyster October 8, 2012 at 14:43

He’s dangerous, and therefore kinda sexy.
Either that or he has incredible Game.

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Georice81 October 8, 2012 at 15:56

She probably will be giving an interview here in the states plus a spread in Playboy. She will come out of it magnificiently with plenty of dollars. Some idiot here in the state will then marry her.

No dude in Peru will want to touch her with a 10-foot pole. She knows it.

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Justinian October 8, 2012 at 18:06

Meanwhile, plenty of perfectly decent men go without any women at all, are divorced by their wives, and so on, but if you’re a notorious murderer it’s evidently pretty easy to find a sweetheart. It’s pretty clear that in many cases, women simply aren’t interested in ordinary, run-of-the-mill, law-abiding men, because they find them boring.

AND

“she would not have an abortion due to her Catholic faith.”

Christianity is committing suicide.

The guys who pay the taxes go without, while the church encourages the state to rob them at gunpoint to give to the single mothers.

What chance do you think that little bastard is going to grow up with Christian values when his father is in prison?

How many good little beta men sitting in the pews are going to leave behind no children to carry on the faith?

If one of the main purposes of religion is to protect the beta male who would dutifully raise a child within the church, then Christianity has morphed into a kind of anti-religion since the 20th century when it adopted its Social Justice doctrines.

Rather than protect the family, it encourages the state to subsidize female promiscuity under some banner of protecting life by giving single mothers welfare benefits to discourage abortion.

While the church sabotages the reproduction of its beta males though taxes and single motherhood, it supports a welfare system that is breeding generations of heathen bastard savages who’s only loyalty is to the state that provides them sustenance.

The churches are in for a rude awakening once white male baby boomer socons die off. The demographics favor the marxists who are licking their chops at dismembering whats left of the religious institutions in the western world.

The leviathan state that was built up though church-sanctioned theft and envy is about to turn around and devour Christianity, the religion of useful idiots.

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Avenger October 8, 2012 at 19:09

Geo-Sloot obviously has some sort of plan to avoid being extradicted to the US for the Holloway murder.btw, there’s no proof that he did this but you know how the feminist prosecutors are in the policcr state called the US so he ccan very well be put on trial and convicted by some media brainwashed jury on “evidence” that would never pass muster in the past.
I don’t know about Peru but in Brazil you cannot be extradicted if you are the parent of a Brailian citizen(this would be your kid by some Brazilian female) Perhaps Sloot will even marry this female he knocked up and try to get his sentence reduced or something.

Zorro writes, ‘May he be defiled nightly in prison until he dies from AIDS.’

At 6’8″ and looking like Frankenstein’s monster and with two murders to his name I doubt that Bubbez is going to molest him :)

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anonymous October 9, 2012 at 00:11

good for him. someone is probably jelly no woman would bear their child

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andybob October 9, 2012 at 01:42

Betas betray us by ‘doing shit’… Alphas dick you, but you gotta forgive them because they ‘get pussy’… All MGTOW are Omegas who don’t contribute.

@Cooterbee
I often struggle to understand how feminists managed to succeed so utterly in trampling the rights of men and boys. Then I remember the indispensible assistance they’ve had from the army of pussy-worshipping Gamers and PUAs who never miss a chance kick their fellow man in the guts.

How could you possibly perceive Joran Van der Sloot as an object of envy? He’s a convicted killer destined to spend the next 28 years living in the shit-smeared squalor of a Peruvian cell. Surely you don’t admire him just because he may have managed to stick it to some prison groupie with low self-esteem. If this is really your definition of success, then I suggest it is time to find another game guru. If it isn’t, then spare us the fake alpha smack and stop assisting feminists in blaming and shaming men who fail to meet with their approval.

Finally, dude, you took a shot at Rebel? Show some fucking respect.

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Hugh G. Rection October 9, 2012 at 03:12

Congratulations to the lovely couple. Better him knocking that cunt up than me. But at this rate we’ll probably soon need family cells in prison…

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migu October 9, 2012 at 03:20

Oh whatever. I’m MGTOW and I get laid when I feel like it. I chose celibacy for a few years, didn’t like it after awhile, so I bought some rubbers and found someone to use them on. All I had to do was tell her I wanted her body. Worked like a charm.

The desperate one here is the woman who had to go to a prison to get dick. Seriously, she couldn’t find a Guy willing to stick her on the outside? Now that is one pathetic broad.

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Georice81 October 9, 2012 at 09:05

@Avenger

I did not see it that way but it makes a lot of sense. Sloot is a sly psycopath and his motives must be analyzed as such.

It still doesn’t stop her from doing a spread in Playboy and getting an interview with Oprah :)

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cooterbee October 9, 2012 at 10:34

@ andybob

You are missing the point. Not unexpected. I knew there would be someone who would try to justify their envy by attempting to heap faux scorn upon a man who can do something he can’t. You really don’t have to. Nobody is counting and being a nameless, faceless, ineffectual outcast goes to your credit.

Who is incarcerated, why, and whether or not he gets a piece of ass doesn’t fit within the domain of men’s most pressing problems. Law, decency and all other allied bullshit are beta inventions that they constructed at the behest of alphas to make it easier to shit on people. Shouldn’t be part of our universe in any iteration. When you fold your hand and walk away from the table, it doesn’t matter who is checking pocket aces or whether a flush beats a straight.

@migu

Common phenomenon. I’ll rephrase: MGTOW reorder their priorities and relegate pussy chasing to something that deserves meager effort at best. Whenever his apathy yields a harvest of pussy, it is not unreasonable if he indulges. What he probably won’t do is ascribe undue significance to it. I doubt very much that putting into a few stink holes has changed your way of thinking very much, if at all. You still, as a MGTOW, decide what is and isn’t a worthy goal in your own life and won’t let the world force pussy begging to be the centerpiece of your identity.

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Gamerp4 October 9, 2012 at 10:50

Hehehehe Fact of the reality bites the ass of a “decent” man, Not all is good for “Nice and Good Men”.

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Migu October 9, 2012 at 12:39

You still, as a MGTOW, decide what is and isn’t a worthy goal in your own life and won’t let the world force pussy begging to be the centerpiece of your identity.

I as a MGTOW do whatever the hell I feel like doing.

I like people, I treat them well. When some choose to treat me as a consumer product, I just walk away from them. Woman or Man.

All that aside, excellent rephrase.

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Anonymous age 70 October 9, 2012 at 16:38

In rural Mexico, I live a couple miles from a State penitentiary. Men — and women — in prison are allowed weekly connubial visits. This prevents the violence including sexual violence so common in US prisons. Locals view the US as barbarian for not allowing men to have sexual relief.

A man with no girl friend can hire a hooker to visit him.

I asked a cousin if women prisoners were also allowed men to visit them, and he said, yes. I suggested that a man find an attractive woman prisoner and pay her weekly visits, heh, heh.

I don’t know details as to how long the visits are, nor what time of day, or if the women actually go into the man’s cell, or if they have rooms set aside for the visits.

I do know a family where the man committed murder, and his wife became pregnant while he was in the prison, from the visits.

I do know there is a woman’s bus from our village to the prison and the wives line up and get on the bus to go for their weekly visit. I get the impression that different women go on different days.

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andybob October 9, 2012 at 18:00

“Law, decency and all other allied bullshit are beta inventions that they constructed at the behest of alphas to make it easier to shit on people.”
@Cooterbee

You think that punishing murderers with imprisonment is a bullshit beta invention constructed by alphas in order to shit on people? There is something so completely off about your thinking that it is becoming increasingly obvious that you are not on the level. You are either a troll sent to make us all look like a pack of violent, pussy-worshipping asshats, or you are a psychopath with a Game manual.

For the record, I doubt that there is anything remotely ‘faux’ about the scorn that Spearhead commenters have for Joran Van der Sloot. He is an evil scumbag who deprived two people of their lives, and destroyed the happiness of two families, for no reason whatsoever. No-one, apart from you, could possibly envy him.

BTW, your so-called ‘re-phrase’ to Migu about MGTOW was actually a complete volte-face to what you wrote earlier. If you’re going to write crap, at least write consistent crap.

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cooterbee October 13, 2012 at 11:06

@andybob

I think what we have here is disagreement about what me call “legitimate”. Please do stomp on me if I’m incorrect. For none of this is about whether anyone serves right or wrong, but about how right and wrong are constituted.

There is a very old procedure called [i]trial by combat[/i]. What we know about Van der Sloot is that he is incarcerated. That leads me to believe he was caught, arraigned, tried and sentenced. Now, I’m not up on Peruvian criminal procedure but I’ll bet at no time during the process did the prosecutor meet Van der Sloot on the street alone with either guns or knives and vindicate his right to say anything about him. To my mind. Van der Sloot is wrongfully imprisoned because nobody took real responsibility for leveling any accusations against him.

Where you and I part company is that I don’t recognize that the braying of some jackass office holder, bureaucrat, or victim carries any weight at all unless he stands behind his corrupt pronouncements. I don’t call bureaucratic scribbling on scraps of cheap paper, irresponsible noises from the ass of some state functionary or cowardly pleas for “law and order” justice.

What it all boils own to is I believe might makes right. You believe (don’t let me put words in your mouth — call me on it if I’m in error.) that consensus and positional authority makes right. I’ll try to handle some anticipated objections to my position:

“It’s like against society.” — the whole idea

“Justice systems aren’t always wrong.” — No, they are not but they are always illegitimate.

“All hell would break loose.” — High time it did.

“Overpowering people are not more just than anyone else.” — No, they are not but at least they are less prone to hysteria prompted by fear and individual combat would have the virtue of not involving as many hands.
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Civil officials,whether they be elected by cowering wretches or appointed by cynical, over reaching assholes possess no inherent virtue. I choose not to allot any respect to them, the will of the people or any other vacant construct.

Not to worry. It is highly unlikely that my kind of world could ever come about.

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