50 Shades of Grey Reviews

by W.F. Price on July 29, 2012

A female friend picked up the book 50 Shades of Grey and told me a bit about it. She said the hypergamy is so over the top it’s ridiculous and strains credulity. I told her to let me know what she thinks when she’s finished, since I don’t plan on reading it myself.

Coincidentally, I was checking out Amazon’s best-seller list yesterday evening to see what’s going on in the US book market. Naturally, the 50 Shades trilogy dominated the top spots, so I took a look at the reviews. They were pretty funny, and it looks as though the writer was ripping off Heartiste (she even seems to make allusions to digit ratio). If the writing weren’t as bad as is claimed, I’d suspect he’s actually the author, and is making a superlative point about female nature.

Since very few of us are ever going to read it, here are a few selections from Amazon reviews for the curious:

Did a teenager write this???

About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a teenager. I really did because the characters are out of a 16 year old’s fantasy. The main male character is a billionaire (not a millionaire but a billionaire) who speaks fluent French, is basically a concert level pianist, is a fully trained pilot, is athletic, drop dead gorgeous, tall, built perfectly with an enormous penis, and the best lover on the planet. In addition, he’s not only self made but is using his money to combat world hunger. Oh yeah, and all of this at the ripe old age of 26! And on top of that, he’s never working. Every second is spent having sex or texting and emailing the female character. His billions seem to have just come about by magic. It seriously feels like 2 teenage girls got together and decided to create their “dream man” and came up with Christian Grey.

Then come the sex scenes. The first one is tolerable but as she goes on, they become so unbelievable that it becomes more laughable than erotic. She orgasms at the drop of a hat. He says her name and she orgasms. He simply touches her and she orgasms. It seems that she’s climaxing on every page.

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Bestseller? Really???

…the repetition…and the repetition…and the repetition. I’m convinced the author has a computer macro that she hits to insert one of her limited repertoire of facial expressions whenever she needs one. According to my Kindle search function, characters roll their eyes 41 times, Ana bites her lip 35 times, Christian’s lips “quirk up” 16 times, Christian “cocks his head to one side” 17 times, characters “purse” their lips 15 times, and characters raise their eyebrows a whopping 50 times. Add to that 80 references to Ana’s anthropomorphic “subconscious” (which also rolls its eyes and purses its lips, by the way), 58 references to Ana’s “inner goddess,” and 92 repetitions of Ana saying some form of “oh crap” (which, depending on the severity of the circumstances, can be intensified to “holy crap,” “double crap,” or the ultimate “triple crap”). And this is only part one of a trilogy…

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Revolting

I honestly don’t understand why women are all a rage about this. I thought a virgin who could climax right way, many times over and on command was a male fantasy. The author repeats the phrases, “oh my,” “crap,” “down there,” and “inner goddess” incessantly. Really, those phrases have to make up 1/3 to 1/2 the novel. The rest is about a girl who receives about $100,000 worth of gifts in return for allowing this guy to perform S&M on her – so romantic.

So there we have it. The most popular book in the English-speaking world is women’s pornography.

What a glorious chapter in our civilization’s history!

Well, at least it’s worth a laugh.

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Gateman July 29, 2012 at 04:43

The fact that it’s a best seller confirms everything red-pill men have been saying about the warped mentality of modern western women.

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Lavazza July 29, 2012 at 05:00

In Swedish the genre is called “tantsnusk” (smut for ladies) and here it has been around since the eighties.

http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantsnusk

Apparently Jackie Collins has made the bestseller list for every book she’s written from the sixties and onward.

“Jacqueline Jill “Jackie” Collins (born 4 October 1937[1][2][3]) is an English novelist. She is the younger sister of actress Joan Collins. She has written 28 novels, all of which have appeared on the New York Times bestsellers list. In total, her books have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 40 languages.[4][5] Eight of her novels have been adapted for the screen, either as films or television mini-series.”

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Lavazza July 29, 2012 at 05:05

Julie Birchill wrote a similar book in the eighties, apparantly tongue in cheek, but you never know.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ambition-Julie-Burchill/dp/0552135585

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Zorro July 29, 2012 at 05:46

Women read shit.

That pretty much explains western women today.

Back in the early 80s I attended a writer’s conference. The keynote speaker was the publisher and editor-in-chief of Publisher’s Weekly, the bible of the publishing community. He was a dreadful speaker, but had a pedegree that would shame the Rand Corporation (dude was extraordinarily well informed). He struggled to couch his phrases and euphemise his message to an embarrassing degree, because the theme of his speech was that women’s magazines and books were an embarrassment to the notion of journalism. He said to some chuckles that the best available, non-partisan journalism today was to be found in…Penthouse, with Playboy a second place winner.

Women read shit. Women watch shit on TV (O-P-R-A-H). Whatever feeds the hamster, they swallow.

And that’s why the overwhelming majority of women are clueless, uninformed, misinformed and hopelessly inner-directed. They are full of shit.

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Okrahead July 29, 2012 at 06:04

Okay…. My new “online dating profile”
I am a twenty-something billionaire fighter pilot/emergency room pediatrician/jazz saxophonist/firefighter. I am 6’4″ with a body fat of 1.3% and bench 550 lbs., not to mention I just missed qualifying for the Olympics in the marathon. I am also a vampire AND a werewolf (but a nice one who only feeds on the blood of evil child abusers) and I sparkle in both sunlight AND moonlight. My “member” is 14.5 inches. Now I can write my new best seller.

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crella July 29, 2012 at 06:08

I don’t read any best-selling women’s books because that’s what I expect…thinly-disguised porn (oh, but wouldn’t they be angry if you said that, ‘It is NOT!’) or something like The Da Vinci Code. If women like it in great numbers, stay clear….

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Paul Murray July 29, 2012 at 06:22

The biggest selling books have always been women’s pornography. Back in the day, the newsagents had racks and racks of M&B, Harlequin and the rest. Someone was buying them, and that someone wasn’t male.

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Damage July 29, 2012 at 06:45

These books are not to dissimilar from the likes of Harlequin romance novels. My mother used to pour through those things. Only stopping to take a drag of a cigarette or take a sip of her wine-from-a-box. Being curious, and a reader myself, I cracked one open to see what was so interesting about them. If you make it through 11 pages without a ridiculously set up sex-scene or a reference to female genitalia as “quivering mound of love” or something equally stupid, I’ll buy you a beer.

What is ironic about these types of books is not the contents; (we all know how silly women are, and how downright stupidly they see life as fantasy or WANT their lives to be fantasy) it’s the women reading them. Most of them are overweight, out of shape, homely, and unwilling to actually have sex with their partner – who is unfortunate enough to be with one of these creatures. Many of them have already popped out a kid or two, have an evaporated sex drive and are “unhappy” in their marriages. The good looking women are too busy actually having sex with a man to read a book. How else are they going to turn into the lazy, bon bon eating, non-working fat chick they’ve always dreamed of becoming? Phew…it’s like a vicious circle. It’s a shame a tree was forested for any of books of this type.

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Darryl X July 29, 2012 at 06:52

I anticipate with baited breath a response to this article and a review of the book by GB4M. LOL

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Opus July 29, 2012 at 07:43

I love this: I repeat what I know I have written about 50 Shades of Grey on at least one other thread at The Spearhead.

This book is written by an English-woman E.L. James. Clearly, her book would never have been saleable had the publishers sussed that she – like Currer Bell and George Eliot and J.K. Rowling – were not men. It began as fan-fic, as the characters rather than being Anastasia and Christian were originally Bella and Edward from Twilight but it had ‘the serial numbers filed off’. It is and has remained easily the best selling three volume novel [as they used to be called before being renamed trilogy] that I can remember. I’d guess it is outselling even Harry Potter at its peak of popularity – why, by the way, are present-day English females so good at becoming uber-best-selling novelists? It is stacked, high, in my local Waterstones [Barnes and Noble] – an entire (small) wall is devoted from floor to ceiling with copies and it has been the top and second and third best selling book(s) on Amazon for months now.

Being the literary theorist that I obviously am, I have close-read the opening a few times (via Amazon). Now, curiously, the 21 year old Anastasia is an English girl [note the implication that English girls are innocent - unlike knowing Ameri-skunts] at a University in Washington State or somewhere nearby – so perhaps Welmer can explain more – who stands in for a friend who has after much difficulty acquired an interview with Mr Grey the under 30s billionaire and owner of Grey Enterprises [as Mrs Merton might have said 'Anastasia, what initially attracted you to the handsome billionaire Mr Grey?'] for the University Magazine [please note the unmentioned but implied sexual competition between these two female friends] – whose headquarters is a sky-scraper [phallic symbolism] in Seattle – yes I really think we need Welmer to explain this one. What, I wonder, is a dim-witted, insecure, unsophisticated English chick and who is probably reading Gender Studies (and who claims to be a Virgin – oh purrrrleeese) doing at a West Coast Uni? The answer is of course that England ['a sea-surrounded-nook, a cloud-enshadowed land'] just does not have the right ambience for Billionaires [too small scale I suppose - in much the same way that nineteenth century female writers of gothic fiction sent their heroines to Europe - to face a fate worse than death] so she drives out to see Grey – you Americans have a certain exotic quality, clearly. The build up is quite good and when she trips over the carpet when first meeting Grey I felt that there was good erotic potential, but sadly that is where the teaser ended, so I will never know.

So, is this the kind of book that your wife or servant wants to read? – well, obviously yes. So next time some fat aging bint goes on at you ‘that men are only interested in Porn’ you may remind her that when it comes to Porn, the biggest consumers and writers thereof are women – although with added hypergamy, and self-respect but light on the judgement and consequences. It is clear that a sequel (in three volumes) to Shades of Grey, probably respectively entitled Eating, Praying and Loving, will see poor Anastasia growing bored – after all Christian is the reason she never completed her degree, and why she is now a SAHM with a dull husband, who has lost interest in sex or perhaps he is cheating with some dolly-bird – who does not have Anastasia’s Masochistic fantasies [believe me I have been there and do not wish to return - how is it that women are able to persuade themselves that their BDSM fantasies are your BDSM fantasies?]. She thus goes off to Jamaica, or Egypt, or Morocco to seek enlightenment [as you do] where she meets a handsome mysterious dark-skinned (may god be pleased with him) native into some alternative religion, where the sea is blue, the sunsets just perfect, the food exotic, and where men clearly have larger penises – larger even than Mr Grey. Hang on though, that sounds like some Julia Roberts flick.

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freebird July 29, 2012 at 08:06

Ah yes, the schizophrenic inner goddess.
The one that demands all and justifies it by being a separate mental entity.
Just as women name their gina’s,”it was *her* she wanted it.”

Hamster logic is easily justified by several means:
1.Men are bad and only want one thing.
2.Men are inferior (to the inner goddess)
3.She’s never accountable nor has agency except when it benefits her.
4.Default shame and attacks of misogyny to anyone (men) that point out the hypocrisy.
5.A rabid consumerist sense of entitlement.
5.Persecution complex aggravated by natural sexual power dynamics.
6.The enabling by men to Princess by giving her what she wants in return to access to sex,including self abasement,and abasement of other men IE: AMOG,oneupmanship,undercutting,undermining,and put downs-as regular course of action that is rewarded.
7.Men’s failure to see the long game,vs the instant reward.
8.Natural protective instinct morphed into submission to supremacy.
9. Voluntary cognitive dissonance to
all the above in exchange for the mere hope of sex.
10.Sacrifices made for Instant gratification in the light of obtaining The Commodity.
11.Assumption of financial burden above and beyond needed to acquire said Commodity.(Provider instinct morphed
into a walking wallett.)
12.Lack of a counter-meme in society.
13.Assumption of guilt for all transgressions.
14.Assumption of initiation,and the risk of rejection.
15.Assumption of all costs regardless of acquisition or failure.
16.NAWALT-in the context of male perception.(Blue pill)
17.Legal ramifications causing male insecurity.(Rightfully so)
18.The incredible female power via the legal system,VAWA and blue knights.
19.Lack of counter force/measures that are effective,mostly due to natural male competition and protective instinct.

Summation:
The biological factors have been manipulated and weaponized against males,making them incapable of fulfilling the female need for dominance,which in turn aggravates a need for emo-porn.

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Uncle Elmer July 29, 2012 at 08:13

Google(site :ForbesWoman 50 Shades of Grey)

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Pugs Fugly July 29, 2012 at 08:23

My girlfriend is half-way through the trilogy, and is constantly handing me the book to read some ridiculous passage that she finds hilarious.

I’m no writer, but I could only describe the prose as “Sophomoric.”

However, this is pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

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Ethical July 29, 2012 at 08:28

Very well said.

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Nemo July 29, 2012 at 09:06

Men are criticized constantly by both political conservatives and liberal feminists for cheapening God’s precious gift of sexuality by reducing it to pornography.

We are categorized as animals who just can’t control themselves whenever we choose pixels on a screen over the local slags.

We also are constantly harangued to go out and find some poor single mother and marry her, instead of utilizing porn as a free and effective substitute for female companionship. The quantity of the criticism increases even as the quality of our potential companions decreases. Single motherhood is now the norm for mothers under the age of 30 in America.

Yet if you listen carefully for criticism of female porn such as Fifity Shades of Grey, what wil you hear from these commentators and preachers?

Silence. Utter silence.

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Charles Martel July 29, 2012 at 09:15

Vaguely related: Drunk Slut Livens Up The Train Ride Home

What was going on in that tiny brain? Looks like mental illness to me but probably just another case of LWF in the UK.

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Rebel July 29, 2012 at 09:19

This trilogy seems to be a gold mine. The author has found a great way to make lots of doe. How do I become a writer?

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joeb July 29, 2012 at 09:32

A book that promotes acting out on fantasy as something rather then Mental illness Just proves that deep in the confines of the female Psyche is that pig every man wants in the Bar or bed but, Fears his wife will turn into We see these woman all the time in bars and clubs always with the idea that they are mentally ill and need help .
Also we see the agent predator that looms around her saying he is this chivalrous male witch Secondary motives are in question .
Good , Good know the enemy . Don’t buy it, But steel it and read it with apprehension .

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Yoostabee July 29, 2012 at 09:34

I remember a trip to NYC recently, on the subway, saw a Muslim girl with the headscarf on, reading 50 Shades of Gray in paperback. It was shocking to me because most women are ashamed enough to only read it on Kindle, where it is also the number 1 bestseller.

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Keyster July 29, 2012 at 09:43

If you want to sell a book on Amazon/Kindle it should be a very simply written romantic novel, or chick-lit with soft porn. They are by far the biggest sellers.

Here’s one about a teacher and her student stranded on a desert island called “On the Island: A Novel”, how she slowly seduces him.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0089PFZGW/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=bmyerscom&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0089PFZGW

The book is written in a very simple style. Short sentences. Not many big words. Probably on a 5th grade reading level. The authoress has made several hundred thousand dollars self-publishing and selling it on Kindle.

The greatest literary works by the best male authors would have never sold if there was Kindle. You have to REALLY dumb it down…I mean even dumber than Stephen King.

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Birthcontroler July 29, 2012 at 09:48
Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM) July 29, 2012 at 10:07

Lozozlzolz–Men–a hotel recently replaced their Bible with Fifty Shades of Grey:

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/fifty-shades-grey-replaces-bible-british-hotel/story?id=16853389

Really this is nothing new, as the Universities/Chruches have been replacing the bible with Feminist Porn/Fifty Shades of Grey for decades.

“How all occasions do inform against me,” stated Hamlet as he recognized the forces aligned against him.

As time goes on, men will find a rebirth and renaissance in rebelling against the fallen feminist church/universities/publishing houses and reading the Great Books and Classics in their original languages, or in translations penned before 1950. For the bible I recommend the KJVB, or, if you must, the NKJVB. The Judeo-Christian tradition contains man’s greatest assets–his greatest myths–the very souls and spirits of his exalted fathers–their trials and tribulations–their exalted advice on women, marriage, justice, money, and life. Beside your bible, keep a copy of Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey and Socrates’ Apology, for you will find that they have far more in common than not.

The Bible begins with Moses’ heroic, physical journey–whence he liberates his people from the corrupt King. On the first page of the Iliad, Achilles rebels against his corrupt King. Both Moses and Achilles appealed to exalted Natural Law–of Zeus and Yahweh–and though Mill and Locke would expound upon Natural Rights millennia later, Jefferson referenced not Mill and Locke, but our Creator in the Declaration of Independence. Indeed–liberty’s poet Thomas Jefferson wrote, “As we advance in life, they all fall off, one by one, until we are left with Virgil and Homer, and perhaps Homer alone.”

And so too am I, GBFM, rebelling against the feminist-fanboy-fiatocracy Church & State & Publishers, and leading my generation out of fiat debt and debauchery, on towards a Renaissance of the Soul.

So fellas, go forth and read Shakespeare and the Bible as the Men that You Are. Read Homer and Virgil. Exalt in your classical, Judeo-Christain Heritage, for it was paid for in blood, sweat, and tears, and then given freely, to you.

And as Dalrock points out in the above video, understand that you will be attacked–often to the degree that you serve the spirit of Socrates and Jesus who internalized the external voyages of Moses and Achilles and blazed the hero’s journey of the spirit–understand that you will be attacked and persecuted by the false prophets, pedants, scribes, and pharisees–by the state officials who wash their hands while the feminist scribes author your crucifixion.

And remember, that even Jesus lost faith at the end. After the chief scribes and pharisees persuaded the people to free the murderous sinner Barabbas and leave Jesus to die, in the same way they do today, Jesus asked, “My God, My God, why has thou foresaken me?”

One can easily imagine the following playing out in our own time, with the controlling feminist’s/woman’s/corporation’s/university’s/mob’s preference for the perverse and sinful–for the debauched and degraded:

27:20 But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitude that they should ask Barabbas (the murderer/buttcocker), and destroy Jesus.
27:21 The governor answered and said unto them, Whether of the twain will ye that I release unto you? They said, Barabbas.
27:22 Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified.
27:23 And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.
27:24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
27:25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
27:26 Then released he Barabbas unto them: and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered him to be crucified.
27:27 Then the soldiers of the governor took Jesus into the common hall, and gathered unto him the whole band of soldiers.
27:28 And they stripped him, and put on him a scarlet robe.
27:29 And when they had platted a crown of thorns, they put it upon his head, and a reed in his right hand: and they bowed the knee before him, and mocked him, saying, Hail, King of the Jews!
27:30 And they spit upon him, and took the reed, and smote him on the head.
27:31 And after that they had mocked him, they took the robe off from him, and put his own raiment on him, and led him away to crucify him.
27:32 And as they came out, they found a man of Cyrene, Simon by name: him they compelled to bear his cross.
27:33 And when they were come unto a place called Golgotha, that is to say, a place of a skull,
27:34 They gave him vinegar to drink mingled with gall: and when he had tasted thereof, he would not drink.
27:35 And they crucified him, and parted his garments, casting lots: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, They parted my garments among them, and upon my vesture did they cast lots.
27:36 And sitting down they watched him there;
27:37 And set up over his head his accusation written, THIS IS JESUS THE KING OF THE JEWS.
27:38 Then were there two thieves crucified with him, one on the right hand, and another on the left.
27:39 And they that passed by reviled him, wagging their heads,
27:40 And saying, Thou that destroyest the temple, and buildest it in three days, save thyself. If thou be the Son of God, come down from the cross.
27:41 Likewise also the chief priests mocking him, with the scribes and elders, said,
27:42 He saved others; himself he cannot save. If he be the King of Israel, let him now come down from the cross, and we will believe him.
27:43 He trusted in God; let him deliver him now, if he will have him: for he said, I am the Son of God.
27:44 The thieves also, which were crucified with him, cast the same in his teeth.
27:45 Now from the sixth hour there was darkness over all the land unto the ninth hour.
27:46 And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Now think about that. Jesus Christ–the man who has single-handedly influenced and exalted Western Civilization and the World as no other, lost faith in God in his final moments.

Aye, but let us explore one layer deeper, as we realize that “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?” is but the beginning of the famous Psalm 22:1:

22 My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? why art thou so far from helping me, and from the words of my roaring?

We don’t hear the rest, as Jesus has passed through the other side, but yet, we know what Jesus is saying, as we continue on in Psalm 23:

23 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

What this means Men, is that as long as you hold true to your ideals, the false prophets and apologists have no power over you, neither in life, nor death. For as Jesus, the King of Ideals stated, “My Kingdom is not of this world.”

Thanks again to Dalrock and Heartiste for bringing those classical, exalted ideals to life with with and humor, day in and day out.

“Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.” -Herman Melville

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Anotherguy July 29, 2012 at 10:07

Guys check out the article on yahoo uk encouraging women to trick men into fatherhood. Talks about how it made him so happy and now they are getting married

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namae nanka July 29, 2012 at 10:18

Interesting thing about the story of O from wikipedia:

“Paulhan admired the Marquis de Sade’s writing and told Desclos that a woman could not write in a similar fashion. Desclos interpreted this as a challenge and wrote the book. ”

“The novel was strongly criticised by many feminists, who felt it glorified the abuse of women.”

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Darryl X July 29, 2012 at 10:19

@ Rebel -

“How do I become a writer?”

Get a sex change.

The best advice I ever heard which has helped me write came from the movie “As Good As It Gets”. The one with Jack Nicholson.

Female Host: How do you write women so well.
Nicholson: I think of a man and take away reason and accountability.

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JFinn July 29, 2012 at 10:19

My favorite review of this book:

http://delicioustacos.com/2012/03/23/book-review-fifty-shades-of-grey-by-e-l-james/

“Right now your mom is pretending to be a girl who literally just turned old enough to drink, who meets a notorious but reclusive billionaire “industrialist” who made huge sums of money in the way that women think “industrialists” make money, which is: they don’t know, so he just owns a bunch of factories where things are made by hand right here in the good old U S of A and a bunch of farms where man and beast alike are treated ethically and humanely. When asked about his massive hoard of non-inherited money bootstrapped from nothing with the sweat of his brow the man, who is under thirty, speaks of how he “knows people” and the key is his forty thousand employees, all of whom he has hand-selected and pays what they’re worth and listens to their ideas and etc., even though his army of hot young blonde secretaries are terrified of him.”

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Attils July 29, 2012 at 12:16

I can say that I have never seen a woman reading anything in public which wouldn’t fit nicely in the category of “fluff”— usually written by another woolly/fluffy gyn-fem. Don’t expect a woman to have an objective interest in anything. My library at home is anything but woman-friendly. Same for my music library.

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ahamkara July 29, 2012 at 14:37

The part about Christian Grey never working really hits the mark, I think. One of the biggest problems with women in western culture today is that they don’t understand where money comes from. When I was married I was working three jobs at one point in a desperate effort to keep up with my wife’s material needs. She would simultaneously bitch at me for working too much, while bitching that we didn’t have enough money. We fought about it at one point and she says, “why do you have to have three jobs? why can’t you just have one that makes more money?”

Of course… why didn’t I think of that?? Work less and make more money! It is so simple!

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John W July 29, 2012 at 17:07

All female fantasies are primarily about alpha/high status men, CHOOSING THEM. Its beating the competition for the big man, that gets the pussy really tingling. When The Draper Shadow bears down on her, and she knows before he says anything, “HE WANTS ME!” Then she is in heaven my brothers ;)

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troll king July 29, 2012 at 17:25

OT.

This 44 year old bitch tricks her bf, a man broken from a abusive marriage and childhood, into becoming a father and then she has a baby with downs syndrome.

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/immaculate-deception-i-don-t-regret-tricking-my-boyfriend-into-having-kids.html

Stupid woman, she thinks she can have healthy kids in her 40s…WTF?

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Ecclesiastes July 29, 2012 at 17:42

@GBFM

You are misreading the verse. Jesus doesn’t lose faith in it. If a man loses faith then he laments that he has been a fool. When a child loses faith in Santa Claus, he doesn’t write a letter to Santa asking why he didn’t stop by that Christmas.

Jesus is calling out to a God that he knows exists, but has withdrawn from him, leaving him to die alone.

I have a hard time believing that you weren’t able to see that yourself. Did someone else tell you this weird idea?

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Rob July 29, 2012 at 18:00

“She would simultaneously bitch at me for working too much, while bitching that we didn’t have enough money. We fought about it at one point and she says, “why do you have to have three jobs? why can’t you just have one that makes more money?”

Of course… why didn’t I think of that?? Work less and make more money! It is so simple!” – ahamkara

What’s really insidious about this is how many wives file for divorce during this period, and then the judge looks at the man’s previous year’s income and bases his “imputed income” upon his last years wages.

This happens over and over again. The husband takes a second job, perhaps to say come up with a downpayment on the first house, and in the meantime, wifey files for divorce, and his income is based upon him working multiple jobs – even though it was just a temporary thing to “get the family ahead.”

Stop working overtime! You will be punished for it!

The system punishes you for being an over-achiever.

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American July 29, 2012 at 18:48

As American women become more and in complete control of American reproduction, they will dupe more and more “good provider eunuchs” into providing for the children that they created with their ignorant violent socio-pathic “back door man”.
I have concluded that women love violent socio-pathic men because these men are closer to the narcissistic violent sociopathic / barbaric natures of women.
Matriarchy = barbaric / violent un-educated children.

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Rebel July 29, 2012 at 19:05

“The system punishes you for being an over-achiever.”

It is not punishment. To the system, you are food for the herd.

Over-achievers are harvested as well.

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joeb July 29, 2012 at 19:21

Working for a better future is the part of reciprocal Altruism that the feminist dose not understand , Since everything is free and hard work is for the slaves .
Try to explain : I open the door for you If you say what I nice Man to me . Works they don’t understand .
Marriage is a place ware reciprocal altruism works ,once that fails its a What have you done for the pussy lately rule . Might as well kiss the savings good buy.

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buggeroff11 July 29, 2012 at 20:26

The reviews at the head of this post are spot on & straight out of my mouth (written by a 16 year old & repeat/repeat crap)
When I was asked by a small group of mixed gender readers ‘what did I think’, ….. I got as far as the first 55 pages then threw it in the bin! I had to go & retreive because the bloody book was on loan & finnish.

The much vaunted BDSM is a load of BS.. apart from 6 consentual wacks on her bum with a strap right at the very end at which she flaunts off…oh pleeeeeeeese,
It’s not the subject matter, but the writing, omg such female shit thinking , but then again she is laughing all the way to the bank.

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Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM) July 29, 2012 at 20:39

Yes!

“Ecclesiastes July 29, 2012 at 17:42
@GBFM

You are misreading the verse. Jesus doesn’t lose faith in it. If a man loses faith then he laments that he has been a fool. When a child loses faith in Santa Claus, he doesn’t write a letter to Santa asking why he didn’t stop by that Christmas.

Jesus is calling out to a God that he knows exists, but has withdrawn from him, leaving him to die alone.

I have a hard time believing that you weren’t able to see that yourself. Did someone else tell you this weird idea?”

Here’s da GBFM response:

Yes! That is the poetic beauty of Matthew!

Jesus is both a man and a god. He both loses faith and finds it in a higher form, just as we lose the life we have so as to find the one we were meant for.

When one “loses faith,” oftentimes one gains a greater faith. For when one loses faith, it is often because the world falls short of one’s ideals, but yet, one still has the ideals, for without those ideals, how can one say that the world falls short–without ideals, one could not lose faith! And as those ideals transcend the fallen world, one joins them in crossing over, on towards the “Kingdom of Ideals.”

It is nice to discuss Christianity and the original text of Matthew with y’all!

One of the things that oft bothers me about modern books on Christianity is how much they ignore and neglect the gospels, which, in reality, are quite concise and poignant, and ought always be included, s as to remind us of their simple, profound, triumphant glory!

Best,

GBFM

P.S. I think Christianity is far more powerful if we think of Jesus as a Man on the Cross. His soul is godlike, transcendant, and it goes on to “walk through the valley of the shadow of death,” and come on out on the other side in God’s Kingdom. But his Body feels the infinite pain and suffering that we are all prone to, which makes him all the more heroic–for in the midst of that supreme pain, he loved his enemies and forgave them. Yes–a God going this upon the cross is Great–but a man doing this upon the cross is Beyond Great–it is truly Divine.

Blessings,

GBFM

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freebird July 29, 2012 at 21:59

It’s off topic,and I should not have to address it,but I have refuted the concept that Jesus lost the faith extensively over at Dalrocks blog.
http://dalrock.wordpress.com/2012/07/29/man-woman-myth-on-misandry/#comment-48746

And posts above and below that one.

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The Other Boswell July 29, 2012 at 22:17

Now, curiously, the 21 year old Anastasia is an English girl

I’m pretty sure this isn’t true. I’ve managed to slog through about 200 pp. of this thing out of idle curiosity (haven’t touched in weeks, it really is tedious). This statement about AS being English struck me as odd. I was always under the impression that she was just a regular American. So I flipped around, and on p. 22 her mother is said to live in Georgia, and she calls her “mom” (rather than the British “mum”). Maybe I’m missing something, but I’m pretty sure the tedious heroine (and her “inner goddess”!) is supposed to be American.

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Ragnar July 30, 2012 at 00:08

Well said Rob.
“Stop working overtime! You will be punished for it!”

Your wife will simply adapt to a higher lifestyle and spend more money. She doesn’t care about your effort only about her own possibilities which she feels are better with more money.

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Gamerp4 July 30, 2012 at 02:05

” Oh yeah, and all of this at the ripe old age of 26! And on top of that, he’s never working. Every second is spent having sex or texting and emailing the female character. ”

This pretty much says all that how women fantasy involve YOUNG MEN with an enormous cock (even horse cock is small) and a billionaire by the way (so she doesn’t have to work and is showered with billions of gift) and Ya who can forget the Incredible sex (It’s like women live for sex in every minute of their life, If Husband doesn’t provides, well they find a Jerk-Alpha) But dont forget today American education system is all about female hypergamy and their sexual liberation, Gone were the days when Women’s liberation was about TRUE EQUALITY now its about Sexual Liberation and Todays education system is turned into DATING SYSTEM.

End.

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JFP July 30, 2012 at 02:24

The war on women’s fiction:
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/07/29/the-war-on-womens-fiction/

Some hilarious responses in there from women romance novelists on a conservative news blog.

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Darryl X July 30, 2012 at 07:53

@ Rob -

Your last post is so true. Income for calculating child support also is imputed as a function of education. Presently, the ratio of men to women at university in the US is 2:3. An important reason for decline of men at university is that an education, in part because it is used to impute incomes and calculate child support, is no longer of any value to men. The entire divorce/child support/family law system discourages men from participating in society as theyno longer benefit from it because of these institutions/mechanisms. Ralph Catalano is a Professor of Public Health at UC Berkeley and he wrote in an article for the Wall Street Journal, “We’re at risk of having a generation of young males who aren’t well-connected to the labor market and who don’t feel strong ownership of community or society because they haven’t benefited from it.” Getting a second job let along a first one or an education or a house even are no longer assets to a man’s life but such ridiculously catastrophic liabilities that you’d have to be an idiot to pursue them for yourself or your family. If your wife complains that you don’t make enough and should get a second job or that your house is not big enough and that you should get a bigger one, it should be read that you should pay her and her paramour more child support and alimony and interpreted as a huge red flag.

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zed July 30, 2012 at 10:58

Gone were the days when Women’s liberation was about TRUE EQUALITY

Women’s liberation was never about “TRUE EQUALITY.”

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DirkJohanson July 30, 2012 at 21:48

Ahamkara wrote about his ex: “Of course… why didn’t I think of that?? Work less and make more money! It is so simple!”

I believe this widespread female attitude comes down to a few factors, not the least of which is that most women, at least when they are young, easily make more money by whoring or stripping. All the more reason to legalize prostitution. After all, why get in the way of women being able to make more money working?

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ActaNonVerba July 31, 2012 at 18:30

So woman wants to be with the absolute dominate male for:

1) Complete material and physical security so she can sit on her fat arse.

2) To take all the risks so she doesn’t have to take any.

3) So she can engage in whatever mating behavior, breeding habits she wishes.

Nothing has changed the caveman days. Women have and continue to live like animals. They don’t use higher level thinking. They are interested only in materialism and getting what they want right now.

Note: For you very small minority of women who are not like that, please know I’m not talking about you.

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Moses August 4, 2012 at 06:33

If you haven’t read any chick porn do yourself a favor and read some. Any Harlequin romance paperback at your local drugstore will do. They’re all the same.

It will teach you what really turns women on. You can use that knowledge to tighten your game.

I read one a few years ago. Aloof, rich and handsome man who is older than the protagonist. Leader of men/companies but has a vulnerable side he later reveals to her. Desired by other women. Cannot control himself around her beauty. She touches a side of him no other woman has been able to reach (she “completes” him just like in “Jerry Macguire”). He is totally dominant in the bedroom, ravishing her. Keeps her guessing by alternating asshole with affection.

It’s like a road map to the female hamster and attraction triggers.

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Anonymous August 4, 2012 at 14:05

Hypergamy porn.

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Anonymous August 4, 2012 at 14:16

ActaNonVerba: “Nothing has changed the caveman days. Women have and continue to live like animals. They don’t use higher level thinking. They are interested only in materialism and getting what they want right now.”

Yup. Spending money and having orgasms… sounds like being on Welfare.

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RHJunior August 6, 2012 at 20:02

Actually, this was originally a Twilight fanfic— which the author changed the names and dropped the references to vampires, then published.

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Baron Fizzwell August 7, 2012 at 10:21

I haven’t read the books, but the description of the hero who seems to have billions of dollars but has a lot of free time to shower the protagonist with both seminal fluids and attention reminds me of that maddening paradox that stupid women seem to perpetuate.

They complain if a guy doesn’t have money (especially if a guy has no job but plenty of time to spend with her), BUT if he DOES have the means to buy her whatever she wants (ie. gainful employment, and often a job or career that is demanding of his time) she then complains that he isn’t paying her any attention.

The lack of pure logic that this paradox requires to participate in it means either

a) Women ONLY want a guy who is independently wealthy, with both time AND money to spend on them.

b) Women are idiots without any ability to realise that, most of the time, to have money means to work and that time is finite.

I think it’s a mixture or variations of both. Most women certainly don’t seem to want to be on the “ground floor” of a guy who is making something of himself, they want “one that was prepared earlier”.

The Little Red Hen story comes to mind, with “Who will help me make the bread?” Nobody wanted to help, but they all wanted to eat the bread later on. Wikipedia tell us that the story is “… so well known that it is frequently rewritten by pundits and bloggers to illustrate their favorite points.” There you go, point illustrated.

The popularity of this trilogy of rubbish seems to also support that theory.

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lee August 11, 2012 at 03:30

christians hate this book because of the sex. feminists hate this book because of the sex. the book is on the way to becoming the bestselling book of all time because of the sex. me. i like beach vollyball.

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yinjia August 20, 2012 at 22:45

Late to the game, but… fanfiction. Especially the slashfic. Raw-form female pornography, almost always chock-full of nauseating misandry. Check it out. Explains a lot about the modern female (even if she doesn’t read it).

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Rebecca March 9, 2013 at 13:23

Please gentlemen not all women think like this. I think the book sucked and was unbelievable. Women do not think like Ana does, 15 year old girls do. Real women know what they want and it certainly isn’t a man who tells them what to wear and eat let alone tell them they can’t masturbate. Who tells someone that?

Rich, young, good looking billionaires with big dicks are not a reality. Look at the billionaires in this country Gates and Buffett.

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lee September 15, 2013 at 19:55

Book is irresponsible. Read the papers girls! The reality is that men who have secret rooms for bondage and sadistic sex are SERIAL KILLERS and RAPISTS. Not cute and sexy.

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