It’s objectification time again, and today we’ve got a couple serious feminist activists, just like last time, when we featured Jessica Valenti and Amanda Marcotte. Valenti won the last contest by a considerable margin, causing Marcotte some serious discomfort. Based on timing, I suspect that feminist rage over the last showdown ultimately led to The Spearhead (among other sites) being featured by the SPLC.
Some may think I’m overstating the effect of these pageants, but one should never, ever underestimate the effect it has on females when their SMV (sexual market value) is being denigrated. It’s akin to having a man humiliated by the law in front of his family, and forcibly subjugating him to his wife in court. Because feminists are all for doing these things to men, I feel absolutely no shame about subjecting them to objectification.
First up we have the notorious Sandra Fluke, who agitated for “free” birth control, paid for by employers whether they want to or not, and whether or not it violates their freedom of conscience. The President took her under his wing after she was mocked and called a “slut” by Rush Limbaugh, who was later forced to apologize to keep his very lucrative job.
Next, we have Amanda Hess, who has been a feminist writer for some time, writing for the Washington City Paper, then another Washington DC media outlet called “TBD,” and now apparently some obscure blog called “GOOD” in Los Angeles, where she has the title of “lifestyle editor.” A couple years ago, Hess made a very funny editing mistake at TBD, in which she missed one letter “n” in an article title. Her title came out as “one in three black men who have sex with me is HIV positive,” and it was panned across the nation.
So, the question is, if you had to spend a night with one of these women, which one would it be? Vote in the poll beneath the thumbnails.
Sandra Fluke:
Amanda Hess:
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Um, is there a third choice?
Welmer. You have to add a dog to the poll. Any dog. I’ll send you a picture of Daisy if need be.
I vote for Daisy. She is way hotter than either of those two. And you can’t get her pregnant. Ha….
Hess’ face is shaped like a woman’s, and there’s the possibility that she’s a deep-cover troll, so I pick her.
Talk about being between a rock and a hard place…..at least preface these posts with a warning label at the top.
There’s 3rd & 4th & 5th choices …
Expat, MGTOW, Game, or a 6th choice for those who want kids, Expat & Surrogacy
Choose wisely, most importantly choose …
Me … i’d rather exploit women stupid enough to buy into feminism, a western ameriskank’s born to screw over men anyway, paybacks a bitch sick feminists …
Meet game & mgtow & surrogacy ..
Thanks to feminism, game & MGTOW… Ameriskanks say goodbye to your short years of youth & fertility & motherhood …
Say hello to getting pumped & dumped & a lifetime of cats
The perfect gift, all sick perverted feminists deserve …
Enjoy ladies, you’ve earned it …
@Johnycomelately
It’s known as a “trigger” warning.
Yikes. At least Jessica Valenti is kind-of attractive. Although I wouldn’t say either one of these two is radically ugly (physically), neither is above average for her age.
Like most guys here, I wouldn’t spend the night with either one of them – but the rules of the pageant require that we pick one or the other. Given that, and the fact that we’re ONLY talking about physical appearance, my vote goes to Amanda Hess. From her picture she appears to have a better shape than Sandra Fluke, who is pretty thick around the middle (major turn-off). And even though Hess has a bull-dyke haircut, Fluke’s hairstyle isn’t much better, and Hess is a red-head – I find red hair attractive. Fluke also has a lantern jaw that makes her look like she comes from a long line of especially burly lumberjacks.
Er, is there a ‘coyote’ option, in which a man would knaw his arm off to avoid spending the night with either of these two women?
I would vote but after getting my SofTub working, I spent many hours in it and now have a serious case of “Hot Tub Folliculitis”. Google it.
Hermann got a dose of it too. But he has just bought a “paintball gun” and is getting all tactical with his buddies.
God Damn Welmer what the hell kind of choice is that!?!?
Well,I take the red head chick. She looks like she’ll make the most noise. Besides that it would be cool to hit some redhead pussy.
Where’s the trigger alert for this one?
Sandra Fluke has already got the double chin growing and will probably weigh another 100 pounds by the time she is 40.
Hess looks like one of those women who are naturally thin for life.
@Lyn87
Agree about the Fluke jaw and general heftiness. Hess is woman-shaped, always a plus; but she has freckles. Does that go along with being a redhead?
Justinian June 9, 2012 at 07:50
“Hess looks like one of those women who are naturally thin for life.”
Her upper arms look a bit flabby to me though.
“Well,I take the red head chick. She looks like she’ll make the most noise. Besides that it would be cool to hit some redhead pussy.”
Red on the head means fire in the bed.
put em both in a gimp mask and tied to each other 69 so the bitches can’t talk or move and go round the world, any old port in a storm, any old hole.
both definite candidates from some vinegar on the cunt first though.
fluke, obviously.
if im with her i dont need to worry about birth control, but if im with hess then id be in trouble, since she has had so many HIV positive men inside her.
Difficult choice.
I finally took Hess on my shoulder to bring her back to my cave.
I’d rather chew salted razorblades, then gargle with vinegar than bed a feminist.
Amanda Hess, but only after overdosing on Viagra and with an industrial strength condom. Sandra Fluke seems like she would be very uptight and controlling in bed, plus she’s fat.
I voted AGAINST Sandra Fluke, rather than FOR Amanda Hess …
I would petition both for funds for a trip to the Phillipenes to find a real woman,they should contribute as it would keep my nasty male self away from them.
They say sex is mostly between the ears,that means both of these witches
are incapable of a good time!
Mittens Romney or B. H. Obama?
Neither.
Tough choice here.
But my money is on the redhead, for reasons already stated.
I think I’d go with Mojo; It’s essentially a negative decision.
I suppose the obvious question is whether Amanda’s soul-sucking gingivitis caused her feminism or whether her soulless feminism gradually turned her ginger.
Another important debate.
As for me…concerning Ms. Hess’s and Ms. Fluke’s sexually political stances, how about:
choice #3: NONE OF THE ABOVE
P.S.: As for Valenti and Ms. ‘Man-Face’ Marcotte, I wouldn’t touch, hug, or kiss either of them with a 10-ft pole–BLEECH!
EmanTheDesperateHouseboy
I will chose Izzy any time.
I actually think Hess is kinda cute, and being a redhead is a bonus.
Talk about choosing between the lesser of two evils . . . They’re both coyote ugly, but that Amanda Hess looks too much like a dude and I ain’t into that shit. Objectify away, and let them wet themselves
At least both of these beat the heck out of the usual run of feminist (Rosie O’Donnell and Gloria Allred come to mind — the kind whose hatred of men can obviously be explained as sexual “sour grapes” because they’re too ugly to get any).
I’ve perfected masturbation with a threshold of acceptability being much higher than the choices presented.
Sandra Fluke or Amanda Hess? My balls are retracting into my body already.
I’ll take ‘em both.
Since feminists will suck up anything and everything in their paths, I’ll use the first one to clean the crud and crumbs from my toilet and floors (“respectively,” of course), while the second watches over her in demanding, malcontented, Nazi-like fashion (with the government subsidizing the housework, as I claim it’s “for the children”).
They’d just better not make much noise (me and a hot chick will be trying to get some sleep…after, after).
Hess looks like she could be made to look like a young boy…I’m into that.
The real question should be this – if each woman were in a medieval village you had just conquered, and each woman was available to be ravaged, which one would you choose to ravage. I’d ravage the more defiant one.
I went with Fluke. Hess looks like a 12-year old boy—there isn’t enough viagra in the world for that.
Damn, this is a hard choice. Atleast you posted the most flattering image of Hess, in the other images I have seen she barely looks to have a feminine form.
So, do I choose the fat, half-retard looking Fluke or the 10 yr old Irish school boy loooking Hess?
Originally I was gonna choose hess but she just looks way too much like a 10 yr old boy so I chose fluke.
That jaw and double chin makes her look kinda retarded or like she has a mild case of downs syndrome but atleast I don’t feel like a pedo.
maybe in the future we could get a 3rd option? Maybe put a non-feminist but not super model looking woman to choose from? Or a foreign woman?
Anything? It will probably make them feel worse too, knowing that we would pick any nonfeminist woman over them.
Damnit, I voted before looking at the full size (esp. Fluke) images.
What part of the whale is a fluke anyway?
And Nurse! where’s the mind-bleach?
I’m not sure I want to fuck either a dumbass who can’t spell a three-letter word or a cunt who wants me to pay for her birth control.
Obviously I’m not going to do a ménage à trois with both of them either, even if they were both willing.
At least Flunky Flukie is straight. I like Her Hess’s name and cute body but that butch haircut and demeanor indicate the lovely groves of Lesbos just as much as the ivy covered walls of Academe. No doubt her one handed reading has included the Bebo Brinker novels.
Let’s see – Frodo the hobbit on fat or Boy George with pudgy arms? That’s some choice there, guv’nor.
If I have to, I’ll go for Frodo. At least there’s some justification there for turning it over and shoving through its ass ring… while you could do that with Boy George too, I don’t even want to think about how the bum hair every feminist cultivates looks on full bore ginger.
I’m not interested in either a dumbass who can’t spell three-letter words or in a cunt who wants me to pay for her birth control. What would we be allowed to do to either or both of these feminists during this night from hell?
TinTin vs East German Wrestler
sorry, I don’t do dudes
I’d try to get Fluke to submit.
Mittens Romney or B. H. Obama?
Neither.
“Neither” is a half a vote for the other.
The Lily Ledbetter Act
The Presidents Council on Women and Girls
The Paycheck Fairness Act (blocked by GOP)
VAWA (reformed and thus blocked by GOP)
The “Dear Collegue Letter”
The Democrat “War on Women” Narrative
Two more Feminist women on the Supreme Court
ObamaCare-predominantly a women’s healthcare bill
Yeah, Obama and the “Party of Women” vs. the Repubicants.
All pretty much the same for men, (if you’re a liberal).
“There’s no hope, don’t do anything.” – – an MRA political position for decades.
Keyster:
Actually this a good lesson in understanding the dynamics behind voter apathy. LOL
Keyster:
P.S. but I did hold my nose and vote for Ms. Sandra. At least she has hair.
Price;
Honestly, if I had to spend the night with either one of them, I’d hire a male prostitute and send him in as substitute while I went out and got drunk on Jack Daniels.
Dragnet,
Same with me. I can’t stand fat women, but Ms. Amanda looks like a guy I knew in 6th Grade.
I’d have to go with Fluke. She’s younger and less masculine looking. Probably concerned with protection — except that I’d only want a BJ, which I would not reciprocate. I wouldn’t expect her to swallow.
Nico,
‘I put Hess on my shoulder and carried her back to my cave.’
Ms.Amanda does have that advantage over most feminists. Even Hercules would be hard-pressed to shoulder most of the others; and then they wouldn’t fit through his cave-door anyway!
Hess. She might be bangable so long as you brought a wig.
Hess. She might be bangable so long as you brought a wig.
I wound up voting for Fluke.
That being said I would do either, sans brown paper bag it would be doggie every time.
Hess is not slim but she appears to have the weight distributed correctly and not all in her arse. We’d also have to see her with long hair since most females look crappy in that hairdo she has.
Yuck!
I never shagged something that ugly.
I’d say Fluke. She’s starting to pick up a bit of weight and in my experience, women in that zone tend to try a bit harder. Besides, in interviews she actually displays a sense of humour; being able to laugh counts for a lot.
Let’s add another redhead to the mix
http://tinyurl.com/7stf2gd
well if we are going to allow video / pictorial alternatives…
turn yer speakers up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4MjC1Ywofg
causing Marcotte some serious discomfort.
Did she in fact react to the poll? Did she verifiably get angry?
Whammer;
‘Let’s add another redhead to the mix.’
She reminds me too much of one of my ex’s.
THF,
Have you ever seen a feminist who wasn’t ALWAYS verifiably angry? LOL
Gawd, whatta choice. Thankfully it was easy to make – noway am I gonna fuck a fattie, so Amanda Hess gets my dick. I kinda like the thought of ginger in my bed. Two caveats:
1/ it has to be doggie-style
2/ she has to have her arms tied behind her back
That way I can give it to her painfully in the asshole while she’s completely helpless – which is the way that all feminists love it.
Is this really a choice, if so I’ll pass.
Geesh, I’d rather keep training my grip strength.
Tough crowd.
Spend the night with one or the other? Are we required to admit to this?
We are mostly going by looks alone here. The personas of both likely are interchangable or indistinguishable, hence unworkable for the cause. (Wut’s da cozz agen?)
The red haired one looks similar to the young kid down the street who annoys everyone riding his skateboard. I just can’t bear the thought of such a thing so the buck screeches to a stop here.
It’ll have to be the other one. She looks as though she may enjoy food for more than just sustenance.
A good smack on the ass later and she could make me a sandwich or two. Then after that vacuum the carpets, wash the dishes, do the laundry, fetch my….
Pass
Actually this a good lesson in understanding the dynamics behind voter apathy. LOL
Point taken.
We’re likely to see more than a third of the electorate turn out.
You guys that want a third choice… Well really! Are you Men or what?
Think D5600 and watch out for the excessive clag.
Seriously now. If I’m going to objectify properly, I need to see them with less clothes on. So long as it’s not right after breakfast, it should be all right.
This is a choice between bad and worse. Can I have a third option?
Hess reminds me too much of my ex wife who is a redhead. This could scar me some more.
Fluke has a short window of opportunity left where she is still considered attractive and maybe disease free. In a few years given the same choices I would have to add another: slit my wrist.
Ugh. None of the above. If all women looked like those two, I would choose not to have a sex life. Instead, I would develop a deep meaningful relationship with my right hand. For variety I would use my left hand.
Difficult choice: the fatty or the ranga? I went with the fatty, because if there’s anything worse than a rabid mouth breathing feminist, it’s a rabid mouth breathing soulless ginger feminist. Yeesh.
You don’t want to have sex withe either one. They will brag about it on Facebook, then cry rape(just for money, though it appears the USSA govt is involved) like what happened to Julian Assange and have the govt back them up.
Fluke – Fat, but at least with all the money she’s saving on birth control she can afford to take me to dinner…but the question surrounding that is ‘Are you one of those Feminists who demands equality but still requires the man to pay for most everything, or are you one of those Feminists who understand that being equal means having to foot an equal part of the bill?’ (and given her previous ‘I want the government to fund my right to fuck badboys!’ cuntroversy, I’m guessing that she’s the former). Rating out of ten: 2. Would Bang: Never.
Hess – She’s skinny so there’s that; being a skinny girl in the home of the fat is like an automatic 1-point addition to her score, she’s a redhead (fiends) and she looks like she has some tits, but there are very few girls out there that can pull off short hair, and Amanda Hess is not one of them. Rating out of ten: 4. Would Bang: After a 1-year dry spell.
I’d rather jack off than bang either of them, but for the sake of the post, I voted Hess.
Black Rebel:
I wouldn’t buy dinner for Sandra Fluke unless it was one those $10 all-you-can-eat buffet specials. Hopefully, it wouldn’t cause the restaurant owners to file for Chapter 13 bankruptcy afterwards!
I’d have to start questioning my own sexuality if I chose either I think.
I never heard of this Hess girl . Is this her?
http://www.good.is/community/Amanda%20Hess
Guys, you missed something here: you only have to spend the night with her. For instance, you could put either one in a cage and spend the night poking her with a stick. I think Fluke would be better for this. She looks like she could stand up to more pokin’.
Plus, if you dug up the bones of Ayn Rand and put them int he cage with her, the resulting explosion would mirror the KT Extinction Event.
This is disgusting, there is no way I would choose.
You’d have to force me at gunpoint to do either of them and you’d end up shooting me because I couldn’t to save my life.
They are both extremely ugly.
I didn’t vote for either one, but if you have a feminist, cleaning lady contest let me know.
What about the Russian spy hiding behind door number three?
http://tinyurl.com/8xtgona
If guys are gonna be asked to sell out, you’ll need better bait than a feminist, IMO.
I think Amanda Hess would look pretty good with her clothes off. No contest. Hess by a mile.
I didn’t vote. Misandry is not sexually appealing.
They both have knuckles shaped like Jody Fosters, I doubt either would care to spend the night with a man.
I’m a celibate, so I’ll take “spend the night” to mean a dinner date and an evening’s entertainment. You’d pretty much have to pay me to entertain either. I’ve had a few derelicts and invalids to mind over the years. I’m not horrible at it.
I’ll go with the crazy redhead. At least she’s smiling, so there may be some hope. I’ve never seen a photo of the other one smiling. Only way you’d get a smile on that one is a magic marker.
I don’t like women who look like little boys. I’ll take Fluke.
Dude, this is worst than Sophie’s choice.
AHHWOOoooooo! Amanda! I’m a reclusive mountain artist and you have it all over the competition! I hope you like having back to nature sex in the forest! AHHWOOoooooo! You’ve got my vote!
Nope, not even with your dick.
Sir, I choose…I choose…
ROSIE!!!!
“Rosie, you’re all right
you wear my ring…”
Neither…not even while blackout drunk (so I don’t remember) wearing a blindfold, and two hazmat suits.
Frankly, I’d much sooner feed my dick through a pasta machine on it’s thinnest setting.
Allowing for equal conditions/treatment of both ( bound, gagged, and naked ) and no legal consequences, then the red head wins. Otherwise, the red head loses.
The brunette neither wins nor loses. She just doesn’t matter. Her status is entirely and only a function of the red head’s.
This is an unfair question because my penis is well trained and does not respond to anyone who is a feminist. I call this evolution.
They’re both pretty terrible. I chose the dark haired one because she looks like she would enjoy it the least.
“spend the night with”
Does that mean we’d have to actually share the same bed? Or can we just spend the night in the same room?
Hess is cute. I’d enjoy bending her over my lap and spanking her, until both upper and lower cheeks were the same colour.
I reject this poll. It is just like elections in the United States where you are forced to choose between two unsavory and undesired candidates.
Therefore I reject this election and refuse to vote.
I wouldn’t fuck either one of these cunts with Andrea Dworkin’s dick.