David Futrelle to Teach Coeds How to Have Good Sex

by W.F. Price on April 9, 2012

In a piece of wonderful news for parents who send their daughters to Northwestern University, David Futrelle is getting involved in a feminist sex week in which feminists teach college girls about good and ungood sex. Even better, after giving a sex talk, he will be providing free condoms and lube to the girls.

It looks as though Futrelle is stepping into the shoes left vacant by Kyle Payne, a male feminist activist who used to be heavily involved in campus sexual assault advocacy. Kyle described himself as a “sex-positive” feminist while majoring in women’s studies. Here’s a self-description from a few years ago:

Kyle is a social justice educator, writer, and activist. Much of his work is concerned with putting a stop to violence against women. For years Kyle has served as an advocate for survivors of sexual violence and other forms of abuse, in addition to promoting what he calls “a more just and life-affirming culture of sexuality” through activism and education. As a researcher, Kyle has studied the feminist anti-pornography movement and is particularly interested in men’s roles in confronting pornography and the rape culture. In addition to his pro-feminist work, he is involved with anti-racist, free speech, peace, and anti-globalization movements.

It so happened that while in the midst of his feminist activism in 2008, Payne was caught groping and videotaping an unconscious coed at Buena Vista University. At the time, he was a resident adviser, tasked with looking after younger students. He was charged with sexual assault and taking nude photographs against the woman’s will, and eventually copped a plea that put him in jail for six months. Not long after his release, he was arrested and charged once again, this time for child porn.

Payne still maintains that he is a strident feminist (perhaps he has nothing left to hang onto), and although he has written apologies he is now shunned by female feminists. Payne’s fall from feminist grace was even worse than Hugo Schwyzer’s. After admitting to attempting a murder suicide with a girlfriend and sleeping with his students, Schwyzer lost a good deal of credibility, yet like Kyle Payne, still soldiers on.

Futrelle does not strike one as the kind of guy who would screw up quite so spectacularly. He’s innately cautious and passive-aggressive rather than impulsive and prone to acting out. Additionally, it appears that much of his pro-feminism is a result of a rather clear hatred for men; one of his favorite tags on his site is “men who should not ever be with women ever,” which gives away one motive where these issues are concerned. However, there’s definitely a sexual element there as well. Unless a man is entirely homosexual, there’s always an element of sexuality in his interest in fertile women — it’s unavoidable.

So when you hear about Futrelle teaching college girls about what constitutes good sex, you’ve got to wonder what’s going through his hindbrain while young, nubile coeds listen attentively as he positions himself as an authority on good and bad sex. For men, advocating for fertile women is about the easiest form of altruism out there. In fact, it isn’t even altruism at all; it’s sexual self-interest. There is nothing particularly special about a man who favors women over men, and there’s nothing inherently good about it. It’s just human nature. What’s really pathetic is that these guys claim that acting in their sexual self-interest places them on a higher moral plane. Most people don’t buy it, of course, but some coeds might. So if you’re a parent of a young woman attending Northwestern University, you might want to ask the school why this guy is talking about sex there with your daughter next to a basket of condoms and lube.

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Bufface April 9, 2012 at 10:19

Suggest new course:

Consequences 101: Cat care in middle age

(more useful than gender studies)

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American April 9, 2012 at 10:19

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Art Vandelay April 9, 2012 at 10:41

I also love how they throw the term “survivor” around. As a survivor of the Flu I find that concerning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01kDSs-xzA

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Rob April 9, 2012 at 10:45

From back in the day:

Why I Don’t Take Feminists Seriously – Part VI

20. It doesn’t take much intellectual firepower to become a feminist scholar.

I once told a feminist that the term “feminist scholar” was an oxymoron. She asked me what I meant by oxymoron. I should just rest my case but the masturbation workshop controversy really takes things to a different level. I’ll try to spell it out for the Grinnell feminists with one succinct paragraph:

If you need to hold a workshop to learn how to masturbate, you aren’t terribly bright. Remember, you’re trying to make the case that a woman can do anything as well as a man. That’s the main thesis of feminism. Yet, somehow, men are fully capable of masturbating without taking a seminar. For men, it’s a natural talent. For campus feminists, it’s another excuse to seek funding from the university administration. It’s also another sign that feminists are really uptight and angry.

(Find links to the whole series at the bottom of the page – he did a great job).

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Thos. April 9, 2012 at 11:03

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Rebel April 9, 2012 at 11:14

He should teach them how to have a good cr*p with a corkscrew.

So, now they teach masturbation at uni?

Why am I not surprised?

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Pirran April 9, 2012 at 11:27

@L April 9, 2012 at 11:06
“Do I detect jealousy at the ability of a ‘mangina’ to get a legitimate conference?”

Do I detect bullshit that lard-boy could get a legitimate conference if it accessed him by Cartman anal probe?

He’s giving a talk, to quote him precisely, “At 8 PM in Room G02 of Annenberg Hall on the Northwestern Campus in Evanston.”

That’s the equivalent of giving a DUI course at your local community college. With the exception of leering at the c0-ed’s and handing out condoms and lube, of course. The guy’s nothing but consistent for an acolyte of Kyle Payne….

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Anonymous Reader April 9, 2012 at 11:58

What if no one showed up?

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keyster April 9, 2012 at 12:08

“Futrelle does not strike one as the kind of guy who would screw up quite so spectacularly.”

Futrelle is technically obese, so I doubt any young co-eds will be letting him get close enough to try anything. He’s a very non-theatening eunuch of sorts. Permanently entrenched in the Friend Zone, but hoping to score none the less.

Pandering to feminist hysteria is a mating strategy disguised as chivalric altruism and empathy. It’s his only way of getting exclusive female attention, even if its temporary.

Male feminists are the pentultimate example of what a guy will do to get laid, after trying everything else. They have no idea what really goes on deep inside those pretty little heads…and for Futrelle it’s definitely not going to be any kind of sexual attraction, as much as he might like to think of the possibility.

He’ll stop at a fast food drive-thru on his way home and gorge himself into a state of loser Friend Zone denial. Who needs pussy when there’s food?

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Ode April 9, 2012 at 12:24

Remember folks unlike most types of debt, student loans cannot be discharged through bankruptcy. We all know how this is going to play out. Ten years from now these silly college girls will still be living in their parents house ( rent free of course) making interest payments on their student loans. These parents will desperately wish somewhere out there a beta male provider is going to step in and take these girls away.

Any takers?

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slwerner April 9, 2012 at 12:38

Keyster – “Pandering to feminist hysteria is a mating strategy disguised as chivalric altruism and empathy. It’s his only way of getting exclusive female attention, even if its temporary. “

Precisely!

Not unlike the pandering to gynocentric inclinations that we also see in many SoCon self-identified anti-feminist white-knights on the other side of the socio-political spectrum – the hope that woman might show their appreciation in a sexual way to the men who sell-out to the female interest.

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dicipres April 9, 2012 at 12:42

@L,

“Do I detect jealousy at the ability of a ‘mangina’ to get a legitimate conference?”

The fact that such a raging, blubber-filled mangina, which made an entire career based on demonizing the MR movement, gets a legitimate conference shows how worthless is the “legitimate discussion.” MR is outside of the “legitimate” political debate, and that is a strength, not a weakness. We are free to speak our mind since we don’t need to cater for the easily offended feelings of the academia/press/etc.

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slwerner April 9, 2012 at 12:53

L – “Do I detect jealousy at the ability of a ‘mangina’ to get a legitimate conference?”

Um… Futrelle didn’t get a conference. Futrelle is merely participating in a conference.

Futrelle is a pathetic male-feminist beta-orbiter, who’s made a habit of throwing his fellow men under the bus so as to try to garner so female attention for himself. He idolizes woman as much as he hates other men – most of whom hold much higher sexual marketplace value for women than he could ever hope for.

Pathetic as Andrea Dworkin was, Futrelle is even more so, IMHO. One can at least understand why an fat ugly women who could never hope for any male sexual attention would come to so hate men (for rejecting her). But for a fat ugly man who could never hope for any female sexual attention to instead hate men (for women rejecting him) while idolizing and pedestaling the women who are the very ones who actually reject him, takes it to a whole other level of stupid.

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Boxer April 9, 2012 at 13:01

At first I thought this was just satire. It’s depressing (but not too surprising) to learn that it’s all for reals. What a maroon that character is.

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dicipres April 9, 2012 at 13:08

@L,

The manboobz site is not much different from “jewwatch.com,” which disguise it self as: “The most comprehensive and easiest to use website dedicated to both current and historical Jewish news, organizations, goals and related.” Actually, it is just a collection arguments for hating jews and a collection of bad things jews did/said.

Similarly, manboobz is supposedly about the MR sphere, as the fat blubber-filled pig states: “the “manosphere,” a loose collection of Men’s Rights, Men Going Their Own Way (MGTOW), and Pickup Artist (PUA) sites.” Actually, this site just picks the most outlandish comments and putt them out of context to fuel the hate of a drooling crowd feminist bigots. It is demonization of an entire movement dedicated to the struggles and frustrations of men living the west (such as, the rapidly changing sexual and romantic relations between men and women, declining social status, common divorce and the destruction of the american family, etc.)

Ironically, legitimate organizations, such as SPLC, used the manboobz hate site to accuse other sites of being hate site.

I write this not to you, I don’t care what your opinion is, and anyway, no combination of letters written here can change the mind of religious feminist followers like yourself. This comment is for the people which don’t care about being “legitimate.” The hell with legitimacy.

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dicipres April 9, 2012 at 13:18

“people which don’t care” -> people who don’t care

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Geography Bee Finalist himself April 9, 2012 at 13:32

@ Ode

Maybe that dyke “L” will take one of these bankrupt cunts. Does ”L” stand for “lesbo?”

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Boxer April 9, 2012 at 13:42

“Do I detect jealousy at the ability of a ‘mangina’ to get a legitimate conference?”

It’s actually no trick at all to “get a legitimate conference” (by which you mean to say, be allowed to appear and speak at one). Señor Manboobz isn’t being paid anything, for one (if he were demanding a fee, he’d surely have boasted of it in his looney article, where he boasts of being invited). Such conventions re: disciplines which are not taken seriously (women’s studies is a perfect example) usually let any warm body appear and waste time.

Even among tenured academics, there is a strong sense of fun-and-games with such lunacy. These are the vehicles by which the modern university gets funding for its maths, history and physics department. It is essential when writing grants to include various diversity events, as such minutiae are a political quid pro quo for serious funding.

In short, manboobz has nothing to boast about. He’s going to entertain some bored freshman girls and be the butt of jokes among the people who get paid for teaching useful stuff.

Regards, Boxer

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Anonymous Reader April 9, 2012 at 13:57

slwerner
Not unlike the pandering to gynocentric inclinations that we also see in many SoCon self-identified anti-feminist white-knights on the other side of the socio-political spectrum – the hope that woman might show their appreciation in a sexual way to the men who sell-out to the female interest.

Or similar, rather desperate, pandering by married SoCons who white-knight “just one more time” in the hope that maybe this time it will work. It won’t, of course, as Roissy could tell them – if they’d ever read Roissy, which they won’t. To paraphrase a recent interaction, in a different part of the ‘sphere, “Once I finish putting the kids to bed, I’m going to show you bad men what’s what!”.

And out of a moment of pity for Manbooby: you won’t get laid doing this for teh wimmenz. They will friendzone you in a heartbeat, and if you get desperate enough to ask one of them out for coffee while riding in an elevator, we all know where that’s going to lead. Your very behavior screams “Beta loser!” to the young women, no matter how many condoms and lube pillows you may hand out to them. Manbooby, do yourself a favor, and go read Roissy via a proxy server. Put aside all the politics. Just ask yourself one question:

“Why does this stuff work?”

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ahamkara April 9, 2012 at 14:28

Wow I assumed this must be the fucksaw guy but that’s someone else… Northwestern has two of these clowns?? Probably just the tip of the iceberg. As it happens I used to work at this fair university and I have never seen a bigger group of spoiled children in one place (students and professors alike).

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Conscious Man April 9, 2012 at 14:36

This fat asshole is a real piece of work. Seriously. He starts a blog with the sole purpose of slandering a civil rights movement and now he’s getting speaking gigs? Shows the levels of misandry to which our society has sunk. Is not Stormfront comparable to Boobz? Think about it- in the end, they both preach hate. One’s run by a racist, one by a mangina, but- tomato tomahto. Hate is hate.

Like you said, I can’t see Futrelle turning out like Schwyzer or Payne- he’s too slimy and passive-aggressive for that; the serpent to Schwyzer’s lion, if you will.

But that makes him even more dangerous. We cannot count on the feminists to neutralize him for us, as they did Payne and Schwyzer. Usually, you can count on the feminists’ misandry to eventually do in their male allies, but not so with Futrelle.

He’s a slippery one, and Mr. Price, I thank you for keeping tabs on him. The fat fuck.

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Opus April 9, 2012 at 14:40

You are all being unfair on David Futrelle.

The week of oestrogen titilation at Northwestern University in the State of Illinois, includes (I followed the links) a session on bi-sexuality (of course) another entitled ‘Baby’ I was born this way’ (don’t ask) , yet another, from a female Pastor entitled Hooking up with God, (even Susan Walsh hasn’t gone that far) and another entitled BDSM The Feminist Way and so it goes on. We should therefore be grateful to Manboobz for proseletysing on behalf of the Man-o-Sphere, because without him those poor Lesbians, Submissives, and Jesus and other freaks would be unlikely to learn anything about the opposition to the Gynocracy. I predict that if he gives The Spearhead a shout (and it is clear that Welmer is goading him into doing so), he will be getting some new hits from Illinois very shortly – let’s face it, – from what I’ve heard they are hardly likely to want to go to Futrelle’s blog.

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The Real Peterman April 9, 2012 at 14:46

” a feminist sex week in which feminists teach college girls about good and ungood sex”

Good sex: doing it with a trust-fund douchebag, a drug-dealing scumball, or a wannabe punk rocker, none of whom will ever call you back thus giving you a chance to whine about how “all men” are pigs.

Bad sex: doing it with a hardworking, clean-cut, honest guy who will treat you well.

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Dalrock April 9, 2012 at 14:48

My topic? “How to hate women and have terrible sex: Misogynistic sex myths, and how they ruin sex for everyone.” Nice Guys, Friend Zones, and the Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel will all make appearances.

My question is, if these are really myths, why does he need to tell the students that they are? Certainly the young women already have noticed that they are repulsed by bad boys and attracted to nice guys, and the nice guys have noticed that they are cleaning up while the bad boys can’t get the time of day from the coeds. So here comes Futrelle to teach granny how to suck eggs.

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Uncle Elmer April 9, 2012 at 14:53

Futrelle is an imbecile. If he had a stinking clue about “coeds” he would be in Ballroom Dance 101, not some sex-positive renaissance fair.

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Thos. April 9, 2012 at 14:59

>Male feminists are the pentultimate example of what a guy will do to get laid, after trying everything else.

And what comes next in your opinion?

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Art Vandelay April 9, 2012 at 15:06

It so happened that while in the midst of his feminist activism in 2008, Payne was caught groping and videotaping an unconscious coed at Buena Vista University.

Surely he was just studying her body. Gonna be gone this week, gonna sign up for some Womens Studies ;)

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All2Keen April 9, 2012 at 15:14

OMG! someone really needs to go record this. What could that fat bastard Manboobz actually say about sex? Is he going to talk about what it is like for women to have sex? No matter what comes out of his dogsh1t tainted lips is going to be a laugh riot, because tubby man-child is a joke, a big fat landwhale of a joke.

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Boxer April 9, 2012 at 15:16

You are all being unfair on David Futrelle.

I see these things from the other end of the podium. Monsieur Manboobies is going to make a bunch of money for a university, entertain some university students (who have forgotten more in the past week than you, I, Manboobs and Ron Jeremy ever knew about sex), be the butt of jokes for months to come, and he’s doing it all on his own dime.

That’s not me being harsh, it’s just the way it is. Not too much different from his life as it has existed up to this point, but worth noting all the same.

Aside from the lulz at Futrelle’s expense, there are free condoms for the taking. All you brothers stock up. Those of you celibate men should carry one anyway, just in case. If nothing else, you can loan it to your brother if he’s in a pinch. It’ll save him 18 years of financial slavery.

Boxer

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Anonymous April 9, 2012 at 15:17

Anonymous Reader April 9, 2012 at 11:58
What if no one showed up?

Well, I guess Buttrelle will be having to use that lube all by himself.

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Pynchon April 9, 2012 at 15:19

Um, what’s with all the fatphobia on here? So he’s fat, so what? It’s really not anyone’s business but his own. Not like it’s hurting anybody. I can understand not liking him- he regularly attacks this site, after all- but it seems like you would be better served to focus on, well, that, and not how he looks. Otherwise, you’re not just attacking Futrelle, you’re attacking all fat people, and also being assholes.

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All2Keen April 9, 2012 at 15:36

…”David Futrelle is getting involved…”

getting your sexually fix by watching young sluts dyke out is not “getting involved.” If it were millions of teenage boys would be “getting involved” everyday by watching porn on the internet.

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Art Vandelay April 9, 2012 at 15:51

Um, what’s with all the fatphobia on here?

It’s not a phobia. I’m not afraid of fat people. Even I was, I can run faster than them anyways.

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Eric Wolf April 9, 2012 at 16:26

I had never actually seen a picture of David Futrelle before.
I can only think of a twist on a Joe Rogan bit about Dr. Phil as a response to this.

Ladies. Don’t EVER take sex advice from a guy that you don’t personally want to fuck. because if you don’t want to fuck him, chances are that a lot of other girls don’t want to fuck him either.

Original:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynimet1uY_Q

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Jacob Ian Stalk April 9, 2012 at 16:26

@L

Every word you’ve posted so far heralds your own stupidity. You might at least dress them in the pretence of an argument so the discerning newcomer is not tempted to take his eyes out with a pencil.

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MRA April 9, 2012 at 16:43

And this my fellows is what you get for kissing feminist’s feet, any mangina is looking for the same, just like the video from Bill Murray dating singles moms because he gets the pussy, is easier for Futrelle goes there and use his authority to get the women he can’t get outside the femiworld.

The same thing apply to many men who now just date singles moms, because is easier and in the free sexual market average single mom is +35 which make it easy to fuck than a young 20s.

Don’t believe me?

Watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttiFOh9vXrA&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5aODi5248I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygT1Hq39Uhs&feature=related

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Van April 9, 2012 at 17:07

I’m disappointed in Price sinking so low as to believe that feminist rape accusations are real. All sites linked that talk about Kyle Payne’s “sexual assault” were man-hating whining crap. That guy Payne seemed like an idiot, but he was just a kid hoping to get laid. He plea bargained to avoid paying the bitch, so we don’t really know what happened. I’m skeptical of this accusation. I thought the Spearhead would not blindly accept any sexual assault accusation helped by the misandric system. A mangina is still a man; you’re helping the wymyn get away with ruining a dude’s life.

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Eric April 9, 2012 at 17:11

I nearly split my sides open laughing over this one. I would imagine that Futrelle is mostly likely going to be standing front of these college age women and describing his fantasies more than his actual experience. LOL

This guy is completely delusional. Most of these twits he’ll be talking to are either lesbians or doing some street-scum boyfriend. They’ll probably react to his speech the way women typically react to help from manginas: they’ll thank him for his advice then put it into practice with their bad-boy lovers. But clods like Futrelle never learn: ‘but not all women are like that!’ he’d like say. LOL

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Lovekraft April 9, 2012 at 17:13

Thought I’d link this article, since it is somewhat related:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/03/30/the-reason-beta-males-pedestalize-women/

Poor saps like Manboobz would rather cower before those who hate him than stand among his fellows and be judged a complete failure.

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Eric April 9, 2012 at 17:14

L;
Well, at least Futrelle isn’t the only one living in a fantasy world. Just out of curiosity: how has being one of his disciples improved your love-life? LOL

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keyster April 9, 2012 at 17:18

“Otherwise, you’re not just attacking Futrelle, you’re attacking all fat people, and also being assholes.”

His obesity reveals a self-control problem, and emotional insecurity.
He obviously finds comfort in food, that he doesn’t get from the women in his life. Female Approval is the closest to sex he’ll ever get.

“>Male feminists are the pentultimate example of what a guy will do to get laid, after trying everything else.

And what comes next in your opinion?”

Type II diabetes and heart disease.

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Eric April 9, 2012 at 17:19

Eric Wolf:
‘Ladies don’t take advice from a man you wouldn’t want to f—.’

Dude, the kinds of men they usually DO want for sex aren’t intelligent either to give or take advice themselves! Which is why women want them in the first place; it’s a lot easier to feel superior to and dominate a dysfunctional thug or a meatheaded jock than any man who could actually do them any good.

As for would-be white knights like Futrelle: women might take their advice and take their help; but they laugh in their sleeves at them the rest of the time.

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Eric April 9, 2012 at 17:23

Keyster:
It might be also Futrelle’s fat-slobbery is another way he tries to ‘identify’ with women and be ‘sensitive’ to their needs. A whopping 36% of American women are 20+ lbs. or more overweight—last time I checked, and that percentage goes up as fast as the female waistline!

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Eric April 9, 2012 at 17:31

Thomas:
‘I wish someone would teach them how to have sex with someone liek me’

That’s an easy one, Brother. Just pull your pants down around your knees; stop bathing; get a skateboard and sit outside a supermarket panhandling and making catcalls at any hot girl you see. Brag about the number of illegitimate kids you’ve got; complain about being forced to go to drug rehab and how they don’t have cable TV at the county jail— at least guys who do those things seem to have no trouble getting regular sex.

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W.F. Price April 9, 2012 at 17:31

Um, what’s with all the fatphobia on here? So he’s fat, so what? It’s really not anyone’s business but his own. Not like it’s hurting anybody. I can understand not liking him- he regularly attacks this site, after all- but it seems like you would be better served to focus on, well, that, and not how he looks. Otherwise, you’re not just attacking Futrelle, you’re attacking all fat people, and also being assholes.

-Pynchon

Yeah, Futrelle’s fatness is totally irrelevant to me. He may want to watch it for his own health, but who cares if he’s fat? But if commenters want to voice their opinion I don’t see why I should stop them. After all, some of his commenters have on occasion suggested getting involved in my personal life, including my custody situation regarding my children, and that’s a lot more serious than criticizing someone’s weight.

migu April 9, 2012 at 18:26

I knew a Guy who wrote a five page field manual on how to take a shit.

FM 2-2.1 it began as such.

There is a right way to shit, a wrong way to shit, and then there is the army way.

He wrote a dash 10 for it too.

He never got any funding though.

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Boxer April 9, 2012 at 20:09

Eric:

why women want them in the first place; it’s a lot easier to feel superior to and dominate a dysfunctional thug or a meatheaded jock than any man who could actually do them any good.

Absolutely true and well spoken.

This is particularly interesting to watch when you see an interracial couple. The white chicks who constantly date black dudes do not tend to love them, and many are actually some of the most racist cunts imaginable. They chase them because they want to feel superior to someone they consider subhuman.

It’s especially funny to see these white sluts hit on my black bro who is a university professor. If he dresses down (no suit) and pretends to be working class, they chase him, until he opens his mouth and reveals his real self. These sluts don’t want anyone who is well spoken and intelligent. They are only interested in dominating someone who they feel is beneath them. It’s sick to the point of being pathological.

Boxer

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Bizzman662 April 9, 2012 at 21:23

What a fucking pussy this guy is.

He should try to have a three way with Josephine Biden and Hillary Clinton.

That way he could say he had sex with the two biggest pussy sellouts on the planet and teach a class on how to be a bitch with a smile on your face.

Pussy ass motherfucker.

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Hf April 10, 2012 at 00:30

Lol @ the picture of futrelle. What a tub of lard, not to mention his face like a slapped ass. (Did I use that correctly, my british fellows?)

Suddenly his cheesy website makes a whole lot more sense…

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ecnayonnA April 10, 2012 at 01:50

if i was a woman in Futrelle’s sex positive class, i would be incredibly pissed off some fat arse who most likely has never touched a real woman sexually before would dare tell me how to masturbate.

the end result will be a couple more centimeters to be added to his waist line. the food will comfort him where the women refuse to tread. his house.

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MRA April 10, 2012 at 03:04

“Futrelle is technically obese, so I doubt any young co-eds will be letting him get close enough to try anything. He’s a very non-theatening eunuch of sorts. Permanently entrenched in the Friend Zone, but hoping to score none the less.”

Wasn’t Futrelle the one saying
“MRAs are a bunch of unattractive losers who live in their mothers’ basements and can’t get laid”

The funny part is that, MRA like Paul, Bernard Chapin etc, even being on middle age, they are good looking compared to the average feminist, or male feminist.

Futrelle look exactly as the guy who will do anything to get thnaks to femiist because he doesn’t have any other way.

http://twanzphobic.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/hugo-understand.png

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvgs72Qtc1rnodfho1_500.png

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Wilson April 10, 2012 at 05:15

His speech is alternately titled “How to Hate Women and Have Bad Sex: Trolling the Men’s Right Movement,” (http://www.dailynorthwestern.com/campus/nu-sex-week-seeks-to-open-the-conversation-on-campus-1.2725992#.T3_qhdUrJLJ) so it’s really not worth talking about the fool. If he didn’t have the mangina cause he would probably be trolling online memorials for car crash victims.

The whole thing is pretty gross: a “dialogue” on sex organized by feminists, encouraging female promiscuity and bisexuality, while educating men about how sexist and oppressive they are. Men are welcomed to celebrate their sexuality by joining the Men Against Rape and Sexual Assault peer group!

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Geography Bee Finalist himself April 10, 2012 at 05:33

“it’s really not worth talking about the fool.”

Oh, no. It’s totally worth talking about that bloated beached whale.

We should send him to the Arctic and let the Inuit (or Eskimos) kill him and harvest his blubber. His own supporters will not miss him, and they know it.

Environmentalists won’t consider it cannibalism as David Futrelle is not really a human being anyway, and with him gone, less environmental damage, so every environmentalist wins.

At least actual whales don’t berate the men’s rights movement and I am pretty confident Inuit MRA’s will thank us for the additional source of muktuk.

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Towgunner April 10, 2012 at 06:32

I’m of the firm belief that sex is actually designed for procreation. This is decadence and the only people being taken for a ride are the idiot students that sign up for this class. As others have pointed out, how dim do you have to be to learn how to masturbate? Moreover, feminism is synonymous with “equality” but it’s also synonymous s with sex. This is another contradiction and one that the MRM should exploit to the fullest. Simply how can the obvious and inherent inequities of sex be reconciled with equality? If anything, sex proves that equality is un-obtainable. Since women hold society to ridiculous demands while enforcing “equality” to such a degree that the mere suggestion that men and women are different results in harsh ridicule. Yet, if we hold women to this same standard regarding sex i.e. everyone is equal from a sexual standpoint too, than we must insist that they stop discriminating against retarded people. Indeed, if we are to be completely “inclusive” then women must provide a sexual quota for retarded people and have sex with them. Anything less than that violates their concept of absolute equality or even notional equality. Realistically, are normal women going to have sex with retarded people, of course not. What’s important here is bringing this contradiction to light, because it exposes a massive flaw in their ideology to the point that, if properly position, could lead (finally) to the outright dismissal of this evil and odious notion of compulsory equality. I find it particularly grating with all this sex everywhere, because it makes this contradiction all the more obvious. You have to wonder that our more “compassionate” females are causing unbelievable pain and suffering for anyone unlucky enough to be on the left side of the sexual bell curve, yet all they’re told is how special and equal they are?? I’m far from chaste myself but the institution of sex is being abused and our culture has adopted the maturity of a teenager going through puberty. Frankly, since sex has become politicized, oddly the same time of the “sexual revolution” I think we now know less about sex than we did before. One glaring part of sex is it’s the ultimate form of discrimination. Because of that fact it has the potential to bring down the entire feel-good, tree-hugging liberal camp to include feminism and an overdue end to the sexual revolution.

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Andrew S. April 10, 2012 at 06:55

Futrelle isn’t going to be talking about sex, or how women can improve their sex lives. He’s smart enough to know that he can’t get up in front of a few coeds and talk about how to have good sex, or what constitutes “bad sex.” No one would buy it.

So “How to Hate Women and Have Bad Sex: Trolling the Men’s Right Movement,” is basically going to be about his experiences with debating MRA’s, the evil things men say on sites like the Spearhead, Heartiste, and various others sites that aren’t always very kind in how they talk about women. And no doubt he will mention how the SPLC compared pick up artists blogs with the KKK.

He will try to make it entertaining, and appropriate levels Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert snark will be used. Not sure how well his schtick will play live, but he will probably get a few laughs.

After giving his speech a few of the coeds will come up and talk to him, telling him how funny they thought he was and how “scary those mehhhhnzzzzzz sound!!!” He will love this, and after getting in a few more yucks with these Hypersexual gals , he will get in his car, stop at his favorite fast food joint, go home alone to feed his cats and update his blog.

Appropriate update for this would be, “Northwestern talk went great!!! But I was sure that pretty coed who laughed throughout my entire speech was going to give me her number. Oh well, this (insert favorite comfort food) sure is good!”

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nigeles175d April 10, 2012 at 07:49

There is something “creepy” about Futrelle. He does not have the boundaries with young, sexually attractive women that we might set for ourselves due to fear of the risks involved. Of course any red-blooded male would like to be in a position of authority over such a group of women, but which of us would actually consider taking the risk of dealing with sexual topics with them? We would be called paedophiles, letches, and dirty old men. For those and similar reasons we might be severely reticent about taking on such a role, but not Futrelle.

I also suspect Futrelle is no authority on sex, and he assumes great arrogance in boasting about how he would know what is good sex for a woman, or indeed anybody else. Why did they not simply hire a so-called “sex therapist”, or at least another woman that has had lots of sex, with lots of men, surely they aren’t hard to find, especially since so many boast about that too?

As regards his obesity, it is a self-control problem as keyster has so accurately described. It is a outward demonstration of poor rationality, as if we needed any more evedence from this person.

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freebird April 10, 2012 at 07:59

What is it about estrogen and the lack of moral compass?

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Boxer April 10, 2012 at 08:24

I also suspect Futrelle is no authority on sex

When it comes to the teenage kids at Northwestern, I suspect that nobody here or anywhere is an authority on that subject in comparison. That generation has grown up doing everything, whenever they wanted, and needs no advice.

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Boxer April 10, 2012 at 08:39

Futrelle look exactly as the guy who will do anything to get thnaks to femiist because he doesn’t have any other way.

Futrelle could very easily start banging a rotation of women in the 4-6 range, and may well be doing so. Anyone who wants to put up with a moderate amount of bother (let’s face it, dealing with 3-5 women at a time is a pretty big headache) can do this. Nobody here knows about anyone else’s sex life.

I only point this out because it sounds like many people here are indulging in what feminists indulge in. “you can’t get laid” is their favourite pseudo-insult. The reality is that any man can get laid. Some men are too shy to flirt, and many others are just sick of women’s shit and taking a break from the game (I go through cycles where I am celibate for a month or two, and it helps to catch up on work and gym and personal stuff).

I dislike Futrelle not because he’s fat or possibly celibate, but because he’s a dishonest little worm who lacks most of what the classics described as “the manly virtues”. Those don’t have anything to do with physical appearance or the ability to bang hoes (which is like boasting about your ability to pick up stray pennies on the sidewalk, in this day and age). Things like honour and loyalty and straight talk are old fashioned, but they help me know who is worthy of respect and who isn’t.

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andybob April 10, 2012 at 09:12

When I saw that this post involved “Good Sex” with condoms and lube thrown in, I just knew that Mr American would be first (and second, and fourth, and fifth) in line to comment with disconcerting eagerness..

I also predicted a frenzied tizzy of dildos and deviants, vibrators and more raunch than you could poke a strap-on saws-all at. Mr American, I have been a little bit critical of some of your writing recently. I hope you don’t take it personally, but you really need to calm down and take an objective look at some of your comments.

They are repetitive:
- “He’s a leader in the new American Raunch culture. He’s a warrior for the new Raunch culture.”
- “a culture gone too far down the road of Raunch Culture.”
- “Gender-feminists say patriarchy objectify women. Me say, Gender-feminists objectify women…Futtrelle is objectifying women…”

Try to make your points in one comprehensive comment rather than firing off 4 or 5 similar-sounding comments.

Avoid repeating your favourite phrases ad nauseum. After several hundred attempts, “gender-raunch” and “pork-bloating dollars” have not become indispensible phrases in the MRM lexicon. They never will – so give it up. Using the same phrases in every post comes across as lazy (and something that rhymes with lazy). Start thinking of different ways to make new points.

“Folks, i beleive theres a storm brewing, and it may come from hetero-girls that want a fammily instead of a cat.”

I make numerous typos, but the number of obvious mistakes in your writing indicate that either English is not your first language, or it is not your greatest skill. This is not a problem. Just write comment drafts on a Word page with a spell check, then copy the whole comment onto the Leave a comment box.

I remember a while ago when a number of regular commenters tried to offer you advice about the “gender raunch” issue. You improved a lot, but fell back on bad habits when a certain commenter asked why you weren’t responding to a sex-themed article with a gender-raunch attack. Something along the lines of, “surely that deserves at least one gender raunch, heh, heh”. (Good one Oddsock – mate, I have a memory like an elephant).

We are fellow MRAs and we should support and encourage each other as much as possible. I admire your passion and committment to our cause and have no desire to offend you in any way. But please, please give ‘gender-raunch’ and ‘pork-bloating’ the well-earned rest they deserve. It’s time to put them to bed – separate beds of course.

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Opus April 10, 2012 at 09:31

I have just had a look at the blog going by the name of Manboobz (first – and last – time for everything) and if it were not for sites like this, he would have no material to ridicule; and almost all the commenters (who clearly come here to browse – and probably red tick) are women. Lots of Poems and pictures of Kittycats. So I take it back, if I ever mistakenly implied that Futrelle had no female interest – he has loads of it!

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Andrew S. April 10, 2012 at 10:38

Boxer, nobody knows for sure what the deal with Futrelle really is. Probably upbringing and I’m guessing he was picked on quite a bit as a youth. Most of his bullies were probably boys, and he either found shelter in women or they ignored him but didn’t mess with him. Whatever it is, he has idealised women and is not a fan of anyone who questions if gaming the system in their favor might just be a bad idea.

I do know this, he is not getting laid much, he doesn’t have a rotation of women, and no 5′s and 6′s are wanting a piece of The Futrelle. Should every male feminist be mocked if they don’t measure up in terms of physical appearance. No. Is every male feminist a fat troll who cant get laid. No. But in Futrelle’s case he is more than fair game when it comes to being mocked. It’s not out of bounds to question the motives of a guy with his physical qualities, who is such a hard core feminist that he would start a blog entitled “manboobz.”

Had he never started that blog, and I didn’t know who he was but you showed me his picture, I wouldn’t have mocked him, but “rotation of women” and scoring with “5′s and 6′s” would have never entered my mind.

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Rob April 10, 2012 at 12:13

Lots of fat men seem to be drawn to feminism. Anyone remember Ampersand? Another porker. His posts were always either about the victimhood of women, or the victimhood of fat people.

Don’t forget what Dworkin looked like. In fact, check out the pics in this series. 90% of are not just mere average “5′s” but are definitely significantly below that. There really is something to the stereotypical ugly, hairy legged feminist, chained to her keyboard rather than to, you know, the bed. (So long as the chain is long enough to reach the kitche! Somone has to make my sammiches).

Ampersand’s “fat-phobia” and “I’m beautiful and sexy because I’m obese. Sob, it’s just NOT FAIR!” payed right in with the victimhood of feminism (most of them are fattened calves too). It’s just like TFH’s pointing out that really hot chicks never seem to feed the “rape phobia,” but rather, only the attractive-challenged ones are.”

There is a pretty big overlap between the fat-phobia movement and the feminist movement in regard to their sexual mating value. The fat-ass concept is an overlap where male feminists connect to feminists.

Lol! Sorry, this is not too clear. I’ve spent the weekend in and out of the hospital for being unable to maintian consciousness – and now I am on some really good drugs. Sigh. Wheee!

Maybe this piece of Zed’s is better at explaining it. Also, there are some links to Bonecrcker’s views on Fat Chicks on the bottom of it too.

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andybob April 10, 2012 at 12:50

Rob,
Keep in mind, that was actually a glamour shot of Ms Dworkin. That is what she looked like AFTER they hosed her down, airbrushed out the moustache and attached the heavy-duty Doris Day filter to the lens of the camera. Imagine what she looked like at breakfast. Shudder.

It has long been rumoured in gay circles that the hapless stylist assigned to her was crushed to death when she sat on him in a fit of pique. Look carefully for the hint of Cole Hahn peeking out of her left buttock – that’s him.

Apparently, she was inconsolably pissed that the all-black ensemble failed to have the slimming effect she had foolishly anticipated. Her lesbian handlers hushed it all up. That’s why gays particularly despise her. Bitch.

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David K. Meller April 10, 2012 at 14:00

How would David Futrelle even know anything about “good sex”? His blog “manboobz.com” is a farrago of feminist nonsense, doing everything possible to marginalize men and men’s advocacy movements. He and his stable of manboobzettes do little else, when they aren’t posting pictures of cute little kittens, but attacking mens’ responses to feminuttery in all of its ugly forms. I don’t know what this Futrelle gets out of being a renegade male (‘mangina’), but that has been what he and his blog has been for some years now.

There is little or nothing sex-positive or even male positive there on manboobz. com. A good name for it would indeed be something like womenbeinghateful.com or something like that. It is loaded with posts and comments from feminists who do nothing but distort, slander, and ad hominem observations by men who do value manhood, heterosexuality, and healthful and enjoyable relationships between man and women generally.

Futrelle lecturing girl freshmen on “good sex”? I suspect that a more or less intelligent flounder would do better discussing directional and inertial guidence systems on the former “space shuttle”!

Oh well, I suppose that there are worse ways that colleges can waste taxpayers’ and alumni money by the millions of $$$$!

PEACE AND FREEDOM!!

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Boxer April 10, 2012 at 14:05

you showed me his picture, I wouldn’t have mocked him, but “rotation of women” and scoring with “5′s and 6′s” would have never entered my mind.

I don’t think Futrelle has the charisma to pull 8s and 9s, but any man can pull a gin-soaked 6 off the floor of the night-club. I see fat dudes, dudes who are missing their front teeth, and dudes who haven’t bathed in days with passable women trailing along behind them.

I don’t know (and don’t care) what Futrelle looks like physically, but I know many men who are moderately overweight, balding, etc. who regularly clean up with women. There seems to be a certain subset of these females who go for the “George Costanza” look. I’m 6 feet 4 inches tall, work out, and have all my hair and teeth, have a stable job and a nice apartment. A couple of these Costanza types do better than I do.

Part of it is in the approach, and part of it is tapping into whatever the female holds up as her personal ideal, which varies from woman to woman.

Some chicks like dorks. Men are the same way. You know your friend who only seems to hook up with redheads? There you go.

Anyway, it’s fun to make cheap fat jokes, but Manboobz is such a rich field of ripe targets that his positions on feminism are more salient.

Best, Boxer

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David K. Meller April 10, 2012 at 14:06

I doubt very much if physical appearance has very much to do with Futrelle politics, femininst or otherwise. There are fat feminists (of both sexes) skinny one, normal ones, and everything in between! Futrelle makes himself fair game by claiming to “mock misogyny”, i.e. any opinions which are in disagreement with the gender-equity and feminist paradigm. We are therefore entitled to give him and his feminists there–womenbeinghateful–the same treatment for the same reasons. We lose points by getting away from the main issues by gossip about physical appearance like a bunch of teenage girls! There is more than enough to ridicule him and manboobz for on real issues, without getting personal–and babyish!

PEACE AND FREEDOM!!

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Boxer April 10, 2012 at 14:10

I don’t know what this Futrelle gets out of being a renegade male (‘mangina’), but that has been what he and his blog has been for some years now.

David fancies himself a “writer”. The problem has been, in historical terms, that he’s not very good at it. Hack writers who have little talent sometimes turn to writing porno (you know those sexy “letters to the editor” in the smut mag? A friend of mine authors them for a paycheck — in his case he admits he’s not a very good writer but he gets to practice the craft this way).

Futrelle has morphed into someone who spends all day tearing down easy male targets in return for the passable notion that he is a serious writer. Sure, you can start a blog dedicated to being an exhibitionist, and make a complete fool of yourself in return for a few hundred bored regular readers, but that’s akin to being a sideshow freak and deluding yourself into thinking you’re an acrobat. It’s a way for him to feed his ego and hold on to the idea that he’s writing for a living. Pathetic, but there you have it.

Regards, Boxer

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crella April 10, 2012 at 16:39

Yeeps. I can’t imagine going to a lecture like this, let alone one given by Manboobz….why are campus facilities and time used for things like this? Sex talks (and giving out lube and condoms…..eeeeeeeee). Can any of you here in your 50′s or over put yourself in these kids’ places? Nothing wrong with sex, mind you, but this is just strange. What an ‘education’.

Boobz says you’re lying about him Bill :-) Interesting thing about the femmies is that they don’t understand inference, the act of reading something and drawing conclusions from what is implied, that things they write give impressions…they are so used to just reading something and then commenting immediately ‘Brilliant!’ etc that they never apply critical thought to what they’re reading. All the Hugo followers were a case in point. They swooned at Hugo’s every utterance, while red flags were waving by the dozen and alarms were going off all over MRA forums for at least the past 8 years regarding him. One post by him about a suicide attempt (that would have got sympathy were he female) and suddenly they all got the picture at once, what took them so long??

Rob, thanks for that Zed post. It’s one I hadn’t read. He’s right on the mark as usual. Thanks also for all your work on the Book of Bonecrker as well.

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Rob April 10, 2012 at 16:43

“Keep in mind, that was actually a glamour shot of Ms Dworkin. That is what she looked like AFTER they hosed her down, airbrushed out the moustache and attached the heavy-duty Doris Day filter to the lens of the camera. Imagine what she looked like at breakfast. Shudder.” — andybob

You know, Angry Harry did such an incredible smacking down the False-Accusation-Apologists with his piece Rape Baloney. Well, it is spectacular. 90% done by logic alone.

However, according to Adolph Hitler, who said, “I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few”

Perhaps the most effective way to discredit False-Rape-Accusation-Apologisits is simply to paste a picture of The Great Walrus followed by this account of her Second Rape. The combination of the picture and her accounting of being drugged and rape, is all the emotion needed to see what a farce the Rape Industry has become.

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Masculist Man April 10, 2012 at 16:50

A mangina is still a man; you’re helping the wymyn get away with ruining a dude’s life.

No,a mangina is the enemy so fuck them.

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Rob April 10, 2012 at 17:45

Furthermore, it really is not hard to make the case that what David Futrelle of Manboobz is actually doing is promoting a Rape Seminar which merely is encouraging young, vulnerable women to subject themselves to Rape and Sexual Violence.

“The institution of sexual intercourse is anti-feminist” — Ti-Grace Atkinson “Amazon Odyssey” (p. 86)

“Man’s discovery that his genitalia could serve as a weapon to generate fear must rank as one of the most important discoveries of prehistoric times, along with the use of fire, and the first crude axe stone.” — Susan Brownmiller

“[Rape] is nothing more or less than a conscious process of intimidation by which all men keep all women in a state of fear.” — Susan Brownmiller, Against Our Will, p.6

“Heterosexuality is a die-hard custom through which male-supremacist institutions insure their own perpetuity and control over us. Women are kept, maintained and contained through terror, violence, and the spray of semen…[Lesbianism is] an ideological, political and philosophical means of liberation of all women from heterosexual tyranny… “ — Cheryl Clarke, “Lesbianism, An Act of Resistance,” in This Bridge Called My Back: Writing by Radical Women of Color

David Futrelle of Manboobz is CLEARLY endorsing heterosexual intercourse, if he is giving out condoms and lube. Doesn’t sound lesbian to me.

“Heterosexual intercourse is the pure, formalized expression of contempt for women’s bodies.” — Andrea Dworkin, Letters from a War Zone, (Dutton Publishing, 1989)

“Rape is the primary heterosexual model for sexual relating. Rape is the primary emblem of romantic love. Rape is the means by which a woman is initiated into her womanhood as it is defined by men.” — Andrea Dworkin, Letters From a War Zone, (Dutton Publishing, 1989)

“Whatever they may be in public life, whatever their relationships with men, in their relationships with women, all men are rapists, and that’s all they are. They rape us with their eyes, their laws, and their codes” — Marilyn French, The Women’s Room (1977) ISBN 0-345-35361-7 (p.462).

“And if the professional rapist is to be separated from the average dominant heterosexual [male], it may be mainly a quantitative difference.” — Susan Griffin “Rape: The All-American Crime”

Since David Futrelle of Manboobz is clearly trying to convince women how to have “good sex,” I assume that he will also be encouraging women to experience as many orgasms as they possibly can. Therefore, he is encouraging women to remain patriarchally oppressed by learning to enjoy her rape:

“When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression…” — Sheila Jeffrys

“Men’s sexuality is mean and violent, and men so powerful that they can ‘reach WITHIN women to fuck/construct us from the inside out.’ Satan-like, men possess women, making their wicked fantasies and desires women’s own. A woman who has sex with a man, therefore, does so against her will, ‘even if she does not feel forced.’ — Judith Levine, (explicating comment profiling prevailing misandry.)

“Compare victims’ reports of rape with women’s reports of sex. They look a lot alike….[T]he major distinction between intercourse (normal) and rape (abnormal) is that the normal happens so often that one cannot get anyone to see anything wrong with it.” — Catharine MacKinnon, quoted in Christina Hoff Sommers, “Hard-Line Feminists Guilty of Ms.-Representation,” Wall Street Journal, November 7, 1991.

I don’t care what kind of sex David Futrelle of Manboobz is promoting – good sex, bad sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, or digital sex with Russian Hands and Roman Fingers, according to the Ideology of Feminism which David Futrelle of Manboobz clearly identifies himself with, he obviously supports violence against women if he is holding seminars promoting heterosexual sex.

“All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman.” — Catharine MacKinnon

“Politically, I call it rape whenever a woman has sex and feels violated.” — Catharine MacKinnon

“I claim that rape exists any time sexual intercourse occurs when it has not been initiated by the woman, out of her own genuine affection and desire.” — Robin Morgan

Further to my argument and the evidence I put forth above, they are talking about Heterosexual Sex being a form of rape. Therefore, David Futrelle of Manboobz is a Rapist according to the definitions of the ideology he blatantly identifies himself with.

I know David Futrelle of Manboobz is reading this thread along with his feminist sycophants. Follow along, David Futrelle of Manboobz, because I’m not done with you yet, Man-pussy.

I have been accusing you of being a rapist – but only by your own ideology’s definition – certainly not according to any legal definition that sane people would identify rape with.

But, according to your own ideology, not only you are rapist, but now you are holding seminars that even promote rape!

David Futrelle of Manboobz, you are a Rapist and you support Rape Culture and any defence you give, merely makes you a Rape Apologist.

“Men who are unjustly accused of rape can sometime gain from the experience,” — Catherine Comins, Vassar College Assistant Dean of Student Life in Time.

I haven’t been around for a while, David Futrelle of Manboobz, but the last I was around, you were a little man-douche who blatantly libeled me by declaring I was gay-bashing on my blog – something which is a serious crime in my country of Canada.

But, David Futrelle of Manboobz, according to the sickness of the ideology you desperately declare yourself part of, you are a rapist and now you are even giving seminars which encourage women to get raped and learn to love it!

You picked a bad enemy with a guy like me, asshole.

“Get Stuffed!” — Rob Fedders, No Ma’am Blog, 2007

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juan April 10, 2012 at 18:47

Fat anglo mangina loser

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Avenger April 10, 2012 at 20:26

Boxer writes, ‘It’s a way for him to feed his ego and hold on to the idea that he’s writing for a living. Pathetic, but there you have it.’

It’s also a way for him to talk dirty to 18 year olds without getting arrested . Now girls we’re going to talk about orgasms haha

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crella April 10, 2012 at 20:38

‘Heterosexuality is a die-hard custom through which male-supremacist institutions insure their own perpetuity and control over us. ‘

Like, we’re mammals…….heterosexual sex is kinda necessary wouldn’t you think???

***headdesk***

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Worthless Bitch April 10, 2012 at 22:17

All this BS would be solved if single women stopped putting out and married women started putting out…often. Women give the milk away for free and thus have no value in a man’s eyes. Add to that their abrasive, nagging, competitive personalities and rampant obesity. It’s time for females to “Woman Up!”

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Rob April 10, 2012 at 22:20

tee hee

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D April 10, 2012 at 22:42

I think it is contentious and stupid for a “man” who is overweight to try to mock others via his site “Manboobz.”

The bully I hate the most is the self righteous bully. A man who thinks he is doing a great cause when really he is just an asshole.

And if he is going to be that type, he should cover himself from being bullied by a bigger jerk. There is always someone who can be meaner, crueler, then you.

There seems to be a whole herd of male losers who had daddy issues, can’t get laid, have self esteem issues, or all of the above, on Manboobz.

I don’t think the flies at Manboobz really understand this.

Besides, the name “Manboobz” really has sounds like some weird gay sex site; and, I would suggest that when David has to find real employment (writing in you pjs within your house doesn’t count), I wouldn’t put that on the resume.

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Rob April 10, 2012 at 23:15

And if he is going to be that type, he should cover himself from being bullied by a bigger jerk. There is always someone who can be meaner, crueler, then you. — D

In this case, that’d be me.

In five hours, Google results (on my ‘puter anyway):

David Futrelle Manboobz – No Ma’am = 2nd Result
David Futrelle Rape – No Ma’am = 2nd Result
David Futrelle Rapist – No Ma’am = 1st Result
David Futrelle Sexual Violence – No Ma’am = 1st Result
David Futrelle Women’s Oppression – No Ma’am = 1st Result
Manboobz Rapist – No Ma’am = 1st Result
Manboobz Rape – No Ma’am = 4th Result – Dang!
Manboobz Sexual Violence – No Ma’am = 1st Result
Manboobz Women’s Oppression – No Ma’am = 1st Result

Hope people google your seminar over the next few days, you libelous man-pussy. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Got about 8 or 9 other blogs hanging around too.

I miss the old days when MGTOW was the rowdiest biker-bar on the web.

As the Cultural Marxists used to say, it’s far more about the war of position.

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D April 11, 2012 at 00:12

@ Rob

Sorry, I didn’t mean to take your seat, as the David Futrelle mocker, but I just wrote a post on Davids blog. However, after “moderation,” it didn’t get the “ok” pass by David. I didn’t copy and paste it here, pity.

You may inquire what was it about? Oh, I just suggested just how pathetic can he be for calling his site “Manboobz,” when having a gynecomastia (photos posted to support my claim) problem isn’t a smart way to bully others (or get the ladies).

As well as “pointing out” the sexism, homophobia, male privilege, cis privilege, and other form of privilege imbued in his post. For example, how “male” and “female” clothing is socially constructed and he should at least entertain the idea of have bra for his man boobs–his has unknowingly carried around cis-gender privilege for too long.

I wrote something along those lines.

I think he may have blocked the post, because lets face it, his pictures would leave much vacancies to the show.

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Rob April 11, 2012 at 01:12

@ D,

Lol, don’t worry, I didn’t take it that way.

Ever heard the phrase, “He may be an asshole, but at least he’s our asshole?”

Well, I’m the MRM’s asshole – well, not all the time, but you get the idea. It’s not something I’m ashamed of. I kinda enjoy the fringe now. I feel comfortable there. I know to how to operate effectively from there.

I rarely argue with those guys on their blogs. It’s pointless. As Angry Harry repeatedly pointed out years ago: being polite doesn’t work, having 100% sound logic doesn’t help, writing calm and repectful letters to your elected representative doesn’t help, appealing to the MSM to do their damn job doesn’t help…

What really works is the threat of them losing power.

Labelling Futrelle as a rapist according to his own ideology works. It helps to undermine the power and reputation he has tried to build. And he can call me a misogynist all he wants, as if I could give a shit, what freakin part of the web does he think I am affiliated with? “Oh no! Don’t throw me in there,”Cried Brer Rabbit.”

Humiliating the living hell out of Amanda Marcotte when she’s under the spotlight of O’Reilly and Catholics – that works.

I’ll tell you, because I’ve been just recently dealing with my second most hated enemy over this past weekend – Socialized Canadian Healthcare and the clowns that work in that Circus – it’s been bringing back flash-backs of the hell I had to go through a few years back with arrogant doctors refusing me a biopsy after over a dozen different doctors misdiagnosing me (I was scared I had cancer) – the last doctor refused to even talk to me anymore because I wouldn’t accept his diagnosis and even refused to refer me on to a new specialist (he told me to get lost and go back to a walk-in clinic and start over from the beginning)… and so, I told him it was my legal right to represent my own legal care and I want all records, including inter-office memos, sent to the now Dr. Rob Fedders – he again refused – but it’s my legal right. (It would have taken me over three more months or more to seek care again under those circumstances).

And then I got mad. I think it was the first time I became an “activist.” For this particular doctor, I sent him one finally warning – “If you don’t co-operate with me, and refuse to abide by the law of the country out of your petty God-Complex – you will find out what a miserable mother f*cker I am going to become. Every day I will stand in front of your office dressed in a duck suit, carrying a big sign that reads “QUACK!” and I promise you that not one patient of yours will get in or out of your office until I tell them of your assholeness and I get my way. The jerk even called the cops on me – to whom I asked, “Is it illegal to wear a duck suit in public?” (No) “And is it illegal to carry around a sign that reads “Quack?” (No) “And is it illegal for me to express my opinion in a free country about the shoddy treatment I recieved from this jack-ass via any means of communication available? (No – so long as it isn’t a lie). “Well then, what the hell are you cops talking to me for?” (Heh, I was doing something similar to the minister fo health for Canada for refusing to address the same issue – whole other story, same result, similar threat).

At any rate, the cops told this doctor that “look, he’s not threatening to break the law – what do you think can be done about it – and I think this guy is pretty serious.”

I got my medical records couried to me within 2 days, along with a referal to another specialist lickety split.

He could have been an uncaring asshole to me forever if I was “nice.” But, when it came down to blatantly discrediting him to every single patient that walked in and out of his office for until I got my way – causing him loss of power and loss of income… Yup, I got my way pretty damn fast.

Turns out, after the biopsy, I did indeed have cancer. That’s all the justification I needed to know I was right to become a bigger bully than him.

Stop being nice and reasonable, and just undermine them and take away their power. That matters to them more than anything else.

That’s my philosophy with people who are blatantly trying to screw you over by dishonest means.

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Avenger April 11, 2012 at 02:13

@D-Fat Davey isn’t saying he has manboobs, he’s calling all men boobs(a slang meaning stupid) On the right side of his site he has a Boob Roll of various MRM type sites (The Spearhead is #1)

And btw, there is a bra for men. It was invented by that frizzy haired guy on that Seinfeld show, he called it the Bro

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D April 11, 2012 at 09:02

@ Avenger

I know what he was trying to say but he REALLY should have thought it through before letting his unconscious mind do the talking.

Hey, knowing that there is a bra for men fully helps my arguments that clothing are socially constructed entities that oppress individuals from fully exploring there “male” and “female” identities (gender being a social construct and all among the Flies).

He should get a pink one as well.

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D April 11, 2012 at 09:13

@ Rob

Well, I’m the traditionalist or “white knight” asshole.

So while I may not be an MRA, through and through, as they say, “An enemy of my enemy, is my friend.”

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David K. Meller April 11, 2012 at 09:53

Male (?) feminist David Futrelle gives a lecture on “good sex” to a bunch of collegegirls (probably more or less feminist themselves, but we don’t have to go there, do we)?

How would he know? Or is this a case of “he who can, does, he who cannot, teaches, and he who cannot teach, teaches the teachers”?

PEACE AND FREEDOM!!

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Rob April 11, 2012 at 10:45

@ Rob

Well, I’m the traditionalist or “white knight” asshole.

So while I may not be an MRA, through and through, as they say, “An enemy of my enemy, is my friend.” — D

No worries. I was there once several years ago now.

Btw, I’m not particularly an MRM either.

I am a Man Going His Own Way (MGHOW), and to me, there is a very large philosophical difference.

It’s all a big long journey, and it’s not for me to criticize another’s path through it – unless it involves creating government structures which will further undermine my freedom. Then my asshole hat comes out pretty quickly.

We’ll all end up in the same place eventually, so long as we remain vigilant. History is replete of examples of such.

Keep up the good work!

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DerCzech April 11, 2012 at 18:39

Futrelle? WTF? Hugo Schwyzer is a much better choice. He’s had actual experience in that field. Also in attempting to murder them when they bore him.

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Iguana April 11, 2012 at 22:21

Will he explain to them that having creepy perverted men, like himself, groping them and taking photos of them while they are unconscious is a form of bad sex? Will he hold himself up as exactly the sort of man that women should not have sex with?

He wont. But it would be a great service if he did.

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Boxer April 12, 2012 at 08:28

But, David Futrelle of Manboobz, according to the sickness of the ideology you desperately declare yourself part of, you are a rapist and now you are even giving seminars which encourage women to get raped and learn to love it! You picked a bad enemy with a guy like me, asshole. “Get Stuffed!” — Rob Fedders, No Ma’am Blog, 2007

LOLOLOL! Such “flamboyance”.

I think you should try to post even more endless, inane messages, one after the other, until the blog is filled.

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Boxer April 12, 2012 at 08:36

Dear Avenger:

It’s also a way for him to talk dirty to 18 year olds without getting arrested . Now girls we’re going to talk about orgasms haha

Right. That’s a good point. He not only gets to set himself up as a “writer” in his own dim brain, but he gets positive reinforcement as an “expert”.

I’ve said this before, but really, none of the kids now in uni need any help with the topic of sex. The boys and girls I know have been raised on stuff that would make Larry Flynt blush, and most have participated in foursomes and bondage and all manner of other stuff that I have never even heard of. By rights, they should be teaching us such esoterica, and not the other way ’round.

Best, Boxer

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Rob April 12, 2012 at 09:40

LOLOLOL! Such “flamboyance”.

I think you should try to post even more endless, inane messages, one after the other, until the blog is filled. — Boxer

Stop being an anti-male asshole, Boxer

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Rob April 12, 2012 at 09:44

Actually, I just left a rather supportive comment towards you on another thread.

It is obvious that you are another “one year MRA” who has nothing of substance to say, but tries to build a reputation by tearing down others by simply climbing up on their backs and trying to tear them down, rather than actually building something of yourself.

In other words, you are a looter, not a creater.

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Rob April 12, 2012 at 10:35

You know, Boxer, I think you are sitting at a two strikes and three fouls now.

Take you fucking degree and shove it up your fucking ass. You are now TEN years after your undergrad, and still have not achieved a Ph D – likely stuck at MBA for eternity. You should be a damn surgeon by now with that amount of time. Obviously, you are too dim to achieve, and too stubbornly proud to know when to call it quits and stop wasting your Daddy’s money.

You have been addressed in spades with requests to use you vast intellect to further the debate, but you simply refuse.

Further, asshole Boxer.

A large portion of what I am relating here on the Spearhead are either direct quotes or direct paraphrasing of either Zed (who possesses an MBA) or Angry Harry (who possesses a Ph D plus multiple other degrees) – both of whom have explicitly given me permission to use their information, or to paraphrase it into their own words. I also rely heavily upon Bonecrcker, who also has a Ph D, plus a degree in Chiropractic.

Angry Harry was the one who taught me how to go after people on the internet. (Unlike you, I actually took Listening 101a)

Compared to your FOURTEEN years of education without achieving a real end to your goal, you are way, way out-fucking-matched – by your own fucked-in-the-head standards.

I am not here to argue and fight with people.

I am here to relate what I know from either myself, Zenpriest, Angry Harry, Bonecrcker, or other various sources of a similar nature.

Furthermore, I have been a highly effective Men’s Activist for about 700% to 800% longer than a wet-behind-the-ears little punk like you. Think about who you are picking fights with.

Aside from dealing with a prick like you, all that I have been doing here over the past few weeks is relaying information in a polite manner to other readers, and it ought to be perfectly clear by now, that anyone who directs a question towards me requesting more information, or further explanation, will recieve a polite, well thought out answer done to the best of my ability. And if they say it is still not clear to them, I will spend the time to try to do it again in a different way. I’m not here to bring harm, I’m here to help and to contribute – which I do.

But you, you subversive little panty stain, have done nothing but follow behind me trying to undermine me.

You have contributed fuck all.

Your blog looks like it was written by someone failing Grade 9 English, and has the creativity of a fucking kindergarten class glueing macaroni and glitter on construction paper.

You are here only to criticize the creators, and certainly to create anything constructive of your own doing.

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

Choose your friends wisely, and your enemies carefully.

I didn’t make it this long around these parts because I’ve never met a dickhead like you before.

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Art Vandelay April 13, 2012 at 04:33

There seems to be a certain subset of these females who go for the “George Costanza” look. I’m 6 feet 4 inches tall, work out, and have all my hair and teeth, have a stable job and a nice apartment. A couple of these Costanza types do better than I do.

HEY! What’s wrong with George Costanza?

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Boxer April 13, 2012 at 06:42

Dear Art:

HEY! What’s wrong with George Costanza?

Nothing at all. Last I heard from him, he was making tons of his own dough, working for the NY Yankees, and banging all manner of hot women. I’d say he’s way ahead.

Boxer

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Avenger April 13, 2012 at 14:21

Welmer, ignore boobs like Futrelle and don’t give his website any publicity.I see that he has you at the top of his boob list but without the people on that list he’d have nothing to write about.
I’ve read the comments there and I’d guess that at least 1/2 the females are dykes which is like a 100x the rate in the general pop. ( 1/2 of 1%) The others are either on psychiatric drugs or are crippled and on some sort of benefits or just plain fugly and repulsive to men which makes them bitter.. Not exactly a cross section of females but in fact the tiny freak element.
His site should really be called the Angry Lesbians and Crazy Cat Women page.

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Avenger April 14, 2012 at 04:12

You’re all making a big thing about the loser and boob Futrelle. First of all, there was no “conference” or was he invited to anything (except in his own mind). There are likely hundreds of clubs and groups at universities. If the Feminist Lesbian club for example wants to hold a meeting they ask permission to use room 101 for an hour. This tiny group has their meeting and other students who generally have nothing to do on campus a lot of the time wandersin to see what’s happening. Futrelle hears about this meeting and invites himself since no invitation is necessary. Anyone there can give a little talk and Futreele was not invited as the main speaker for the Feminist Lesbian club which wa likely just a dyke who was a member of this group. After they did their thing then the Boob said a few things. I doubt if 30 people attended this and most were just bored students. No normal female student wants to be associated with feminists on campus even if she says she’s a feminist because they are all fugly looking dykes and it would be bad for her image and status amongst men. College girls in the US are not much different from highschool girls and they do and say things that are fashionable at the time, like saying they’re feminists. We have to change feminism to something that is completely out of fashion. I’ve noticed that no Russian girl I know will admit to being a feminist because it has a very negative connotation there. You can see shows there like Sex In The City but every girl I asked about it just thought it was stupid. One girl said she liked watching it and when I asked her why she said it was funny. She thought it was a comedy lol

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nugganu April 14, 2012 at 08:30

Futrelle hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him, that’s what drivees all of his behaviour

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Happily Married April 18, 2012 at 06:26

None of you seem to know much about David Futrelle.
In the real world, not the ones fantasized here,
he is a fine writer, deeply informed on serious subjects.

See hundreds of his Money Magazine pieces by Googling on,
site:money.cnn.com david futrelle

More recently he has begun writing for Time Magazine
http://business.time.com/author/dsfutrelle/

In this age of Google, I’m impressed that none of you seem to have bothered to find out more about Futrelle.

Drive safely – Live long and prosper.

PS: Obesity is sometimes a result of difficult-to-treat hormonal problems.
Ask any physician.

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Ted April 18, 2012 at 16:41

“none of you seem to have bothered to find out more about Futrelle.”

Well, I followed your Time link. Was it worth the time?

Just another women-are-worse-off propaganda piece. We can read that anywhere.

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josorio300 February 10, 2014 at 11:55

How is a virginal loser like Fattroll supposed to teach coeds “good sex”?

(I know Iknow this comment is overdue.)

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