A group calling itself “Positive Men” has expressed outrage over a doll featured on a “Trade Me” auction. The doll, which is also listed for sale by Oh Boy! Toy Company, is described as:
…a great stress relief gift for your favorite “desperate” housewife. Press the button on his hand to hear a typical insensitive “Husband Comment”. Then grab his neck and throttle the doll to elicit a more “politically correct” response.
I’m kind of curious about what he says that drives women into a fury. I suppose it’s something like “honey, haven’t you already had enough donuts today?” or “can we have sex tonight?” Of course, it could be something he read here, as last night we got a string of violent comments from a woman who didn’t like the post suggesting that women should be held more responsible for who they have sex with than men (guess we hit a nerve).
Also, I wonder what the politically correct responses he utters after a good choking might be?
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Why don’t you ask Eve, who is also posting here as Druk, (women are so obvious) and possibly Jennifer and also Dick Head. She surely knows what the correct Mangina response after a throttling is.
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http://feministphilosophers.wordpress.com/2012/02/27/choke-your-husband-to-relieve-stress/
“Product description: “This hysterical Choke Your Husband Stress Toy is the perfect outlet for your anger management! Simply press your Husband’s hand to hear his rude and lazy remarks… then show him who’s really in charge by choking his neck! Watch his eyes bulge, his cheeks turn red, his tongue stick out, and his legs kick while you hear him choke! Release his neck and he’ll say exactly what you want to hear! (…if only!) This choking husband doll is every wife’s dream! Availability: This Choke Your Husband stress toy takes approximately 1 business day to leave the warehouse plus transit time. Some of the infuriating phrases he takes back when you strangle him: Before Choking: Great dinner, Hun. But the table’s not gonna clear itself. After Choking: I mean, where is the apron? I will get right on those dishes!. Before Choking: Hey, why don’t you get up and get me a drink? After Choking: I was just kidding, just a joke! Don’t hurt me… Before Choking: I’m going out to play 36 holes of golf! After Choking: I mean, you go shopping! Here’s my wallet. Have fun, Darling! Before Choking: Actually yes, you do look fat in those pants. After Choking: No no, I mean, you look thin! Before Choking: I’ll try to get that fixed next weekend if the game’s not on. After Choking: I mean, I’m burnin’ daylight! Mr. Fix-It is on the job! Before Choking: It’s about time you got home, I’m starving! After Choking: No no, I said I’m carving! Roast duck sound good to you, dear? “”
Playing golf. Could anything be a worse crime, more worthy of violence?
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I’m going to develop a doll that will slap women when they say something stupid. “Domestic Violence Dan” will be available at a store near you shortly!
I wonder if the lady folk would find humor in that?
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Notwithstanding the tired NAWALT, feminism has been great in unmasking the ‘angels’ the women pretended to be for all of the previous generations. It is the ‘small’ events like this that portend even to a sceptic man what to expect should he get attached to the females. More and more men waking up to this truth, the better.
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It’s incredible how much women hate men. They are happy to use our resources but they can’t stand us.
The decline of marriage is a good thing. Nobody needs marriages where your woman is constantly angry against you because of things like “why don’t you get me a drink?” (how oppressive).
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Somehow I think if some guy made bitch-slap Barbie for husbands to beat up when they were mad at their wives the MSM would be all over this talking about this increases DV and it is a hate crime against women to produce or purchase the bitch-slap Barbie.
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Made me think of Alabama Man from South park:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrimMyOoEDA
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Before choking : “A Man Wants a Wife, Not a Co-Worker!’
After choking : “Microwave pizza sounds delicious, Dear! Now tell me about your day at the office.”
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many women love to be called whore. Many lesbians love to fight all the time, and love to see blood.
The only reason the public is not aware of the elevated levels of domestic violence in lesbian relationships is because Gender-feminists have told American law enforceemnt that they must use protocol perversions and semantics games to hide it.
Chances are very high that if you see a lesbian walking down the street with a knife wound on her arm, or black and blues all over her….It was most likelly her lesbian partner who beat the f@ck out of her.
The truth is, If women want to stay away from violence, statistically, they should not date other women, but this truth won’t bring home the “Pork Bloating” into the domestic violence industry.
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I find it kind of funny. Although, I also find Professor Mentu’s domestic violence Dan suggestion above hilarious.
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Pretty sure a “Smack your wife” doll would not get such a friendly reception.
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good thing it is so PC or otherwise i might be offended. oh wait.
technically its sexist till they pump out one that is a woman where you press her hand to hear what she says, then you punch it in the eye to get the correct response.
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choke my chicken, bitch… >;*)
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Were women fifty years ago so hate-filled? From my experience of older women, no. What has changed in the past fifty years is feminism and, at its core, the “right” to an abortion.
If a woman is capable of aborting her own child, she is capable of doing anything, including throttling her hubby. What’s a bit of violence towards men after you’ve decided to have a life sucked out of you?
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Oh, the irony.
Doll, plus those who produced and marketed it, raises awareness of DV and government sponsored gulag styled (forced) “anger management” programs, actually, by proxy or vicariously, practices both.
Way to go.
And the Darwin Award of the Day goes to….
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And guys if you see feminist books, throttling dolls, if she starts talking about her womans group, girls night out, girl vacations, avoiding “co-dependence”, these are all code words for the feminist agenda that they use on dates as euphemisms.
Run don’t walk. If she admits having taken women’s studies or having had an abortion she is not fit for a relationship and will break your heart and steal your children. She’ll probably want you in a jail cell as iceing on the cake.
Run away, don’t walk.
Could you imagine selling Jew dolls in Germany?
That’s where we are at.
Be careful you potential childrens life and freedom are in jeapardy.
And I agree, any person that can kill life within them will hate themselves forever and hate anyone with a penis forever…
…..that’s the engine that drives feminism and feminism is a philosophy of death and selfishness built on lies.
They brag about it on video all the time.
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@Rocco – your point about selling Jew dolls – iirc they did exactly that, there was one documentary I saw which showed things like toy Jewish shops that children could “smash” over and over again.
There seem to be a few things like this for sale at the moment – have you seen the knife holder which is a male figure with the knives stuck through his head and body?
http://www.angryharry.com/esstabbingmenisfunny.htm
Strange, no matter what search terms I use there doesn’t seem to be an option available with a female figure.
For some reason the image that pops in my head when I think of a female equivalent doll … would be a version of “Chuckie” that acts nice when other people are around and then attacks you whenever there’s a chance of getting away with it.
There could be a “transformer” model too. The girlfriend/wife doll, for example – in girlfriend mode it looks good and says nice things when activated, as soon as you press the “wife” button it bloats up to 5 times the size and starts nagging no matter what you try to do to stop it
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Alcuin@
“Were women fifty years ago so hate-filled? From my experience of older women, no. What has changed in the past fifty years is feminism and, at its core, the “right” to an abortion.”
I think AfOR has a good point when he says:
“Not saying phthalates and all that shit in wimminz cosmetics / perfumes etc that they dose their body chemistry in daily is doing them any GOOD, but lets face it, they are ALREADY smack addicts on methadone because that’s what the daily contraceptive hormone dose is…
You may have racial memory of wimminz being some clean and efficient and marvellous nuclear power plant, but the reality is every one you fucking meet is a walking Chernobyl, and boy you’d better have your S.T.A.L.K.E.R. of Pripyat shit down cold if you plan on going anywhere near them.”
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We don’t need a doll that you want to strangle.
Here is Hanna Rosen’s response to emails denouncxing her for writing an article in Slate that says a child’s book, “The Berenstain Bears” wasn’t feminist enough and she then says the death of the author is a good thing for the world:
“I have been roundly (and deservedly) chastised in e-mails and elsewhere by Slate readers for my use of “good riddance” in connection with this kind woman’s death. I admit, I was not really thinking of her as a person with actual feelings and a family, just an abstraction who happened to write these books. Apologies. Next time I will be more humane. –Hanna”
So women writing are abstract and men writing are objectifying….how sexistly convient for Ms. Rosen.
The entire feminist camp is bullshit built on bovine waste.
I believe the Hanna Rosens of the world want or could change as much as the scorpion will change while riding that frog across the river.
And notice how much attention they pay to brain washing 2 year olds.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2012/02/27/jan_berenstain_co_creator_of_the_berenstain_bears_is_dead_good_riddance_to_her_books_.html
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Now they need a rape your wife stress relief toy to accompany it.
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Well that’s not a perfect fauxpology. Here is how it works: You don’t apologize for what you did, you apologize for how people might have perceived it and for hurting their feelings by their misperception:
“I apologize that people felt that I was talking about her death as a welcome occurence”
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@Alcuin
Yes, they were just as hate-filled fifty years ago as they are today, but culture at the time required them to suppress it. In contrast, today they are not only encourage to act out, but rewarded for doing so.
If we don’t recover that 50 year old culture we’re finished.
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They were just as hate filled at least 100 years ago as they were today. Read “Setting the record straight” on Paul Elam’s site.
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Communist countries (or fascists ones) don’t have these double standards (nor mass immigration).
Democracy is bad.
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Well I always thought women had a penis fixation that far out stripped men. I mean if that thing is phallic in looks and function, I don’t what is: when it is off doing it’s own thing, she gets pissed off because it isn’t under her control (typical female mindset) so to control it she handles it to get the response she wants.
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Not long ago Axe, Lynx in UK had a game on their site where male cavemen hit the female there was a uprage from women groups about it.
Here the news just could found the Spanish
http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/notas/590535.html
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American Gender-Raunch are going to great lengths to hide the elevated levels of domestic violence in lesbian relationships from the public. Gender-Raunch Now tell American law enforcement how to handle lesbian violence, but are Gender-Raunch qualified to do so???
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Is this a little toy for the kitchen?
I am not sure about such a thing as it might interfere with my wife cooking me dinner or bringing me a beer!
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I wonder if this toy company will be releasing Beat Me Betty – the doll that nags and nags and nags until five across the lips elicits a sweeter response?
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This is a terrible toy, and it looks weird. What will companies come up with next? Men have a right to be angry about it. When I hear the word toy, I think of something cute and appealing. In popular culture: books, TV, even cartoons can put men down or offensive remarks made towards them without any backlash. It has become so normal, it is not even noticed. For example, I saw some books in a card store where a muscular man is shown in a sexy pose on the front, and the caption says something along the lines of ” Good looking and he can do housework too.” I believe these books were called “Porn for Women.” They were right up at the front by the cashier counter. But going back to the doll; the irony is the tag says “anger management,” yet, the wife is supposed to be taking her anger out on it.
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