Best of Craiglist: How men handle the current society

by Gx1080 on February 23, 2010

Damn, just discovered it and the stories there are really funny.

First, resignation:

To the guy doing my wife at my house

“Dude, I’m chained to a warpig, but you are the one that is desperate enough to pork her. So respect my stuff”

Chances are that, since he’s porking his wife, the other guy will not give a damn anyways. As usual, the children are the only reason of why a man would take this abuse. If he wants to keep seeing them (as much as he can before she decides to divorce), he’s gonna have to take it on the rear.

One would think that giving males reasons for not reproducing would be counterproductive, you know if you want to avoid having to cut pensions at all just for avoiding bankruptcy due to low replacement rate. It’s common sense, right? Hah. When was the last time that a politician cared about that?

Second, advice to female posters, Dr. Paul’s style:

Note to the female posters

“We are MEN. We already know everything about “commitment”. We won’t be apologizing for the former and like hell we’ll be going to the latter. Get used to it.”

It says another things, like telling women what men know since a long time ago: You aren’t an unique snowflake, much less a better one. Sounds reasonable, right? Unfortunately the manginas who will attempt to please women and fulfill what they say that they want (not what they really want) will make this advice fall in deaf ears. Sigh.

Finally, an old favorite of mine. I laughed when I found this story in another website a long time ago, and it’s funny no matter how much times I read it:

Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

Many men can guess a summary of the story, but still should read it. A paragraph worth mentioning (an actual quote):

I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.

That’s everything you need to know about Western women.

The capacity to stoically cope with hard situations hasn’t been lost in Western males. It’s a part of manhood, that’s something that cannot be removed, no matter how much they try. Stories like these prove that all the mangina conditioning of the world cannot destroy manhood.

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