Comments on: Jokes About Men http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/ Piercing the Shield of Ignorance Sat, 31 Jul 2010 06:29:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Attract Men – Latest Attract Men news – Open water fishing on the horizon http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-32857 Attract Men – Latest Attract Men news – Open water fishing on the horizon Mon, 24 May 2010 08:57:21 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-32857 [...] Jokes About Men [...] [...] Jokes About Men [...]

]]> By: Firepower http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-30027 Firepower Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:07:56 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-30027 "Man Humor" is funny, it's just that it's been overdone for decades. Decades. We're just sick of it and oversensitive - as we have every right to be. Time for Feminist Humor - ala` Green Police. “Man Humor” is funny, it’s just that it’s been overdone for decades.

Decades.

We’re just sick of it and oversensitive – as we have every right to be.

Time for Feminist Humor – ala` Green Police.

]]> By: Keoni Galt http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-29906 Keoni Galt Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:00:43 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-29906 Amen Krauser...I do the same in my own life. As for jokes - I think really good gender jokes that highlight the differences in the way men and women look at the same thing and have entirely different perceptions. Here's an old one I recall - it was called: Diaries: His and Her entries. <strong>Her:</strong> <em>The boyfriend and I went to the University football game today and we had a great time. We had lots of great food at the tailgate party, and all of the girls and I had a great time talking while the men drank beer and grilled. We were having such an enjoyable afternoon! The weather was perfect, all my girlfriends and their boyfriends were there...the whole gang! It was some party! We were, laughing, eating, telling jokes, a great time had by all! And the game...we all lost our voices yelling in support of our team. Even though our team lost the game, we all had a great time on a beautiful fall afternoon. I can't wait until we do it all over again at next weeks game. I love that my boyfriend and I can do so many wonderful and fun activities together...but something went wrong that night, and I don't understand what! As we drove home, he wouldn't say a word to me. When I tried to ask him what was the matter, he just grunted and simply ignored me...I don't know what was going on! He had this really angry look, and when I asked him why he wouldn't talk to me, he just turned up the car radio and ignored me. I don't know what i did wrong? Did I flirt a little too much with his friends at the game? Is he thinking of breaking up with me? We've only been living together for a few months now?! Is it all over? When we got home from the game, he went to bed without saying a word to me. I wanted to see if he still had feelings for me, so I took off my clothes and jumped into bed with him and began to caress and kiss him. We made love...and it was fantastic. But as soon as we were done, he rolled over and fell asleep without saying a word. Oh my god, why is he so upset, cold and distant? What did I do wrong? Is this end of our relationship? I feel like I'm dying inside!</em> <strong>HIS: </strong><em>Went to the game today. The tailgating was fun, but we lost to our biggest interstate Rival. Aaaaargggh! Our chance at the conference championship is gone! Today SUCKED ASS! Ah well...at least I got laid before going to sleep. </em> Amen Krauser…I do the same in my own life.

As for jokes – I think really good gender jokes that highlight the differences in the way men and women look at the same thing and have entirely different perceptions.

Here’s an old one I recall – it was called: Diaries: His and Her entries.

Her: The boyfriend and I went to the University football game today and we had a great time. We had lots of great food at the tailgate party, and all of the girls and I had a great time talking while the men drank beer and grilled. We were having such an enjoyable afternoon! The weather was perfect, all my girlfriends and their boyfriends were there…the whole gang! It was some party! We were, laughing, eating, telling jokes, a great time had by all! And the game…we all lost our voices yelling in support of our team. Even though our team lost the game, we all had a great time on a beautiful fall afternoon. I can’t wait until we do it all over again at next weeks game. I love that my boyfriend and I can do so many wonderful and fun activities together…but something went wrong that night, and I don’t understand what!

As we drove home, he wouldn’t say a word to me. When I tried to ask him what was the matter, he just grunted and simply ignored me…I don’t know what was going on! He had this really angry look, and when I asked him why he wouldn’t talk to me, he just turned up the car radio and ignored me. I don’t know what i did wrong? Did I flirt a little too much with his friends at the game? Is he thinking of breaking up with me? We’ve only been living together for a few months now?! Is it all over?

When we got home from the game, he went to bed without saying a word to me. I wanted to see if he still had feelings for me, so I took off my clothes and jumped into bed with him and began to caress and kiss him. We made love…and it was fantastic. But as soon as we were done, he rolled over and fell asleep without saying a word. Oh my god, why is he so upset, cold and distant?

What did I do wrong? Is this end of our relationship? I feel like I’m dying inside!

HIS: Went to the game today. The tailgating was fun, but we lost to our biggest interstate Rival. Aaaaargggh! Our chance at the conference championship is gone! Today SUCKED ASS!

Ah well…at least I got laid before going to sleep.

]]> By: Krauser http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-29870 Krauser Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:12:57 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-29870 I've really been standing up to this of late. My mother is in the habit of forwarding email jokes to me. About half of them are straight out misandrist so I fire back pointing this out. I think it's working. When girls say misandrist jokes, I counter immediately. Normally with humour but even if I sound like a prissy killjoy I'd rather do that than let it lie. I'm currently waging a one man war against misandrist humour around me. It just really pisses me off. I've also completely unburdened myself of my reticence in calling a spade a spade. Previously if I was asked to opine on slutty behaviour I'd sugar coat the response. Now I just say the woman in question is a slut. Surprising how brief the counter-challenge is when I've determined to hold my ground. I’ve really been standing up to this of late. My mother is in the habit of forwarding email jokes to me. About half of them are straight out misandrist so I fire back pointing this out. I think it’s working.

When girls say misandrist jokes, I counter immediately. Normally with humour but even if I sound like a prissy killjoy I’d rather do that than let it lie.

I’m currently waging a one man war against misandrist humour around me. It just really pisses me off. I’ve also completely unburdened myself of my reticence in calling a spade a spade. Previously if I was asked to opine on slutty behaviour I’d sugar coat the response. Now I just say the woman in question is a slut. Surprising how brief the counter-challenge is when I’ve determined to hold my ground.

]]> By: mgtow http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-29848 mgtow Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:29:59 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-29848 What's wrong with sexism? Men > Women, that's how the world works. Gender equality? Just bullshit. Let's laugh at women and at 'sexist' jokes, and be unapologetic about it. Forget about the misandrist sitcoms, ads, 'kick his balls' jokes. Laugh at women. Laugh at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWAvzNHWKQE What’s wrong with sexism? Men > Women, that’s how the world works. Gender equality? Just bullshit.

Let’s laugh at women and at ‘sexist’ jokes, and be unapologetic about it. Forget about the misandrist sitcoms, ads, ‘kick his balls’ jokes.

Laugh at women. Laugh at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWAvzNHWKQE

]]> By: Justus http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-29788 Justus Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:28:57 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-29788 Jay, here's the video version to your showering joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo Jay, here’s the video version to your showering joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo

]]> By: sharpcool http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-29770 sharpcool Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:29:59 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-29770 G: <em>Although within last 10 years there have been a shitload of guys kissing other guys in movies with nothing to do with the plotline.</em> I have noticed this and it annoys me. It's part of Hollywood's agenda to push gayness onto men, which isn't surprising considering the gay mafia there. We haven't really seen an increase of girls kissing, meanwhile that's what guys wants to see. That would please guys though, and anything that is good for guys can't be done. I guess that would be sexist or something. (although girls like lesbians too but they'll never admit it because they're full of shit). G: Although within last 10 years there have been a shitload of guys kissing other guys in movies with nothing to do with the plotline.

I have noticed this and it annoys me. It’s part of Hollywood’s agenda to push gayness onto men, which isn’t surprising considering the gay mafia there. We haven’t really seen an increase of girls kissing, meanwhile that’s what guys wants to see. That would please guys though, and anything that is good for guys can’t be done. I guess that would be sexist or something. (although girls like lesbians too but they’ll never admit it because they’re full of shit).

]]> By: Gunslingergregi http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-29764 Gunslingergregi Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:03:08 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-29764 Oh yea and bruce willis kissing another dude on the jackel. Ooops, should have added good post! Waiting on your next one! Oh yea and bruce willis kissing another dude on the jackel.
Ooops, should have added good post! Waiting on your next one!

]]> By: Gunslingergregi http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-29757 Gunslingergregi Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:36:37 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-29757 Oh yea and bruce willis kissing another dude on the jackel. Oh yea and bruce willis kissing another dude on the jackel.

]]> By: Gunslingergregi http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/06/jokes-about-men/#comment-29756 Gunslingergregi Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:35:43 +0000 http://www.the-spearhead.com/?p=3824#comment-29756 Although within last 10 years there have been a shitload of guys kissing other guys in movies with nothing to do with the plotline. Course this may have been happening for a while. Comes down to what actually macho guy is gonna act in a movie? Comes out of nowhere and obliously for a reason. Jack black movie where the drill seargent from full medal jacket kissed another dude and nothing to do with movie. I guess maybe he was promised his own show to do it or something. Then the mandatory kiddy movie that every action star must make at the pinnacle of career. For instance the tooth fairy movie where whats his name dresses up in some gay clothes. They even got mel gibson to dress up like a woman in a movie. Do you think gibson did it for money or was he told he was gonna do that? Kindergarden Cop. Although within last 10 years there have been a shitload of guys kissing other guys in movies with nothing to do with the plotline. Course this may have been happening for a while. Comes down to what actually macho guy is gonna act in a movie? Comes out of nowhere and obliously for a reason. Jack black movie where the drill seargent from full medal jacket kissed another dude and nothing to do with movie. I guess maybe he was promised his own show to do it or something. Then the mandatory kiddy movie that every action star must make at the pinnacle of career. For instance the tooth fairy movie where whats his name dresses up in some gay clothes. They even got mel gibson to dress up like a woman in a movie. Do you think gibson did it for money or was he told he was gonna do that? Kindergarden Cop.

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